a little laugh :-)

[MageNathaniel1]

Sean says his wife is a good cook and uses the best spices. Chauncy said mine uses a fire extinguisher

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke231

Q: How do lightbulbs send love letters?
A: By lamppost

[MageNathaniel1]

Sean sees chauncy with a swollen nose and asks what happened to you, another fight? Chauncy said not exactly, my wife was about to start cooking dinner when a wasp flew in to the house and landed on my nose. I asked her to get it off me, she still had the frying pan in her hand and the rest is a little fuzzy from there.

[RickBulow74]

#BAdJoke232

Q: Where does chocolate milk come from?
A: A dairy cacao

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke233

Q: What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
A: They are both Paris-sites.

[MageNathaniel1]

Chauncy's wife calls him to the garden. When he arrives she says do you know what I would like to see.here? He says what would that be? She says you working and hands him a leafblower.

[RickBulow74]

BadJoke234

Q: Why's it so hard to make a scarecrow?
A: 'Cause you're just grasping at straws

[MageNathaniel1]

Chauncy falls through the cellar door at the pub. Sean yells for the bar keep and tells him what happened. The bar keep yells down to chauncy asking if he is ok and that he will get a ladder to help him get out. Chauncy yells back that he is ok and take your time on the ladder just send down a glass. The keep says I will get that ladder double time my best wines are stored down there.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke235

Q: Why are tennis pros always hugging each other?
A: Because they start their matches at love all!

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke235

Q: Why do people from Finland make great project managers?
A: They Finnish

[MageNathaniel1]

Chauncy's wife tells their narriage counselor that when they went out to the pub for a date night, he spent the entire time reading the news. He said but what she did not tell you is that the telly was out so what else was I to do.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke237

Q: How do ya know if you're talking to an extraterrestrial?
A: Lots of probing questions.

[MageNathaniel1]

Chauncy asks his wife what is for dinner. She replies left overs of the lasgana I made last night. He grimaces and starts to head for the door. She says what's wrong, don't like my lasagna? He says if I did, there would not be left overs.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke238

Q: Why can't people trust the fastest land animal?
A: Because it's a cheetah.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke239

Q: What do you get when you cross a leprechaun with Cupid?
A: Rainbows and arrows! look out!