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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3630 on: November 10, 2021, 06:02:32 AM »
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Q: What do you call a person who rents to two daredevils who dress like Evel Keniel?
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3631 on: November 10, 2021, 06:37:18 AM »
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Q :Where do cats go on vacation?
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3632 on: November 10, 2021, 06:47:32 AM »
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Q: What is a Pirates favorite letter?
A: It would be the R, if not for the C!
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3633 on: November 10, 2021, 07:01:35 AM »
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Q: What is Batman's favorite fruit?
A: Banananananananananananananas
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3634 on: November 10, 2021, 11:44:35 AM »
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Q: Why are cows tired after giving birth?
A: They are decaffeinated!
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3635 on: November 10, 2021, 06:50:57 PM »
Minor point on bad joke 238, the fastest land animal is a bird called a swift cheetahs are the fastest mammal though.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3636 on: November 10, 2021, 06:52:48 PM »
Chauncy's wife said she wanted to do a family tree of her side of the family starting with her mother's records. Chauncy said do you think witches keep such records?
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3637 on: November 11, 2021, 03:56:41 AM »
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Q: What is a washing machine's favorite tv show?
A: socks in the city
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3638 on: November 11, 2021, 03:57:49 AM »
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Q: Why did King Kong climb the Empire State building?

A: 'Cause he couldn't fit in the elevator!
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3639 on: November 11, 2021, 05:13:03 PM »
Chauncy's mother in law is at the door for a lady's night out. Chauncy calls to his wife that her mum is at the door. She replies, I will be down in a moment ask her to wait. Chauncy tells his mother in law, she will be ready in a moment, just wait outside by your broom and dont mind the rain.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3640 on: November 12, 2021, 03:43:39 AM »
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Q: How does Spock make his favorite dessert?
A: With a Jello mindmold!
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3641 on: November 12, 2021, 05:42:58 PM »
Chauncy is seen tearing up a bet slip from the horses saying he gives up thats the last time. His wife says you mean you are giving up betting on the horses. He replies no, thats the last tine I rely on sean for tips on the horses.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3642 on: November 13, 2021, 03:46:39 AM »
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Q: Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall?
A: He had too much egg noggin
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3643 on: November 13, 2021, 05:39:36 AM »
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Q: What sound does a turkey's phone make?
A: Wing Wing
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3644 on: November 13, 2021, 05:32:07 PM »
Chauncys wife is making cherries jubilee for dessert unfortunately when she tries to light the alcohol on fire it eill not light. Chauncy says funny how you can burn everything except what you are supposed to light on fire.
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