a little laugh :-)

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke250

Q: Why doesn't the gingerbread man have any teeth?
A: Chronic gingervitis

[MageNathaniel1]

Chauncy comes in and tells his wife that sean and his friend have come over to watch the game on the telly. Chauncy's wife says I was just making dinner but we have enough for everyone. Chauncy says I think we will watch the game at the pub instead.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke251

Q: Why did the Beatles stop inviting Ringo to Thanksgiving?
A: He wouldn't share the drumsticks. Also they're British.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke252

Q: Why did the raven get kicked out of the tavern?
A: Because it was a crow bar! caw caw

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke253

Q: Why should you serve gazpacho to your enemies?
A: Because revenge is a dish best served cold.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke254

Q: What do you get when you cross a chicken with a python?
A: A feather boa.

[MageNathaniel1]

The constable sees chauncy laying on the street after the pub closed. He shakes him and says you need to go home or spend the night in the nic. Chauncy looks at him and says is there a third option?

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke255

Q: Where do you put an argumentative fighting fish?
A: It's in da beta-bowl.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke256

Q: How do you think the unthinkable?
A: With an itheberg.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke257

Q: Why did the cranberries turn red?
A: Because they saw the turkey dressing

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke258

Q: Why does a tiger have stripes?
A: So he won't be spotted

[MageNathaniel1]

Chauncy applies for a business loan at the bank. He is asked what the name of the business will be. He says chauncy freelance beer taster.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke259

Q: What do you call a snail that likes to hike?
A: A trail-glazer.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke260

Q: Why did the egg cross the road?
A: Just for the shell of it.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke261

Q: What's the best thing about Switzerland?
A: I don't know, but their flag is a huge plus