a little laugh :-)

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke262

Q: Why was the meat packer arrested?
A: For bringing home the bacon.

[MageNathaniel1]

Chauncy wakes up holding his head. He tells his wufe at my age, I really should know better. She say you mean better than to drink too much? He says no, better than to get up this early.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke263

Q: Wha's wrong with the red square and the black square?
A: They have a checkered past

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke264

Q: What is corned beef's favorite game?
A: Hash tag

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke265

Q: What is Yoda's favorite TV show?
A: Us This Is

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke266

Q: What did rosemary say when sage proposed?
A: It's about thyme!

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke267

Q: What do polar bears eat at a barbecue?
A: Icebergers!

[MageNathaniel1]

The constable asks the sgt if chauncy's lawyer had arrived yet. The sgt saud we are still waiting for him to sober up. The constable said chauncy should be sober enough by now. The sgt said I meant the lawyer not chauncy.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke268

Q: What is a shark's favorite sandwich?
A: Peanut butter and jellyfish

[MageNathaniel1]

Chauncy's wife complains he never gives her anything. He retorts, that is not true, I gave you a puncture repair kit for you bicycle on our anniversary didnt I?

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke269

Q: What's the difference between a butterfly and a regular fly?
A: One emerges from a pupa, and the other emerges from a poopa!

[MageNathaniel1]

Chauncy and his wife are playing darts at the club. Chauncy says well at least you habe all the darts hitting in a pattern, unfortunately they are all hitting the barkeep not the target.

[RickBulow74]

#BaqdJoke270

Q: Why did the snow plows ask for a raise?
A: Because they were just scraping by

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke271

Q: What word starts with 'e', ends with 'e' but only has one letter in it?
A: Envelope

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke272

Q: What do you feed an invisible cat?
A: Evaporated milk