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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3705 on: November 30, 2021, 03:51:26 AM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3706 on: November 30, 2021, 06:17:29 PM »
Chauncy said, I know I am getting old when my wife stsys the night at her mum's and I nap instead of partying.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3707 on: December 01, 2021, 03:43:46 AM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3708 on: December 01, 2021, 03:45:42 AM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3709 on: December 01, 2021, 06:13:05 PM »
The constable asks chauncy who he was yelling at. Chauncy says that chap back there with the hat, I wished him happy holidays and he did not even have the decency to say a word to me. The constable says that was a snowman and you are coming with me to your usual cell for the night.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3710 on: December 02, 2021, 04:01:22 AM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3711 on: December 02, 2021, 04:01:58 AM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3712 on: December 02, 2021, 07:24:56 PM »
Chauncy's wife comes in saying I think I am starting to feel the benefits of my morning jogs, it is good exercise. Chauncy says when a 90 year old with a cane passes you, that can hardly be called jogging.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3713 on: December 03, 2021, 04:02:07 AM »
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Q: What makes ghosts grumpy?
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3714 on: December 03, 2021, 05:36:42 PM »
As chauncy and sean enter the pub, sean asks chauncy shall it be the usual? Chauncy says, I was thinking of trying something different. Sean says ok, how about you paying tonight, that would be different.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3715 on: December 04, 2021, 04:07:27 AM »
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Q: What did the number 0 say to 8?
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3716 on: December 04, 2021, 04:08:01 AM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3717 on: December 04, 2021, 04:08:44 AM »
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Q: What's the best gift for a Zen master?
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3718 on: December 04, 2021, 07:05:38 PM »
It is raining particularly hard, the streets are flooded. The barkeep says not even chsuncy would venture out in this only to turn around and see a soaking wet chauncy enter the pub and say he had to swim to get there but he made it.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3719 on: December 05, 2021, 12:12:08 PM »
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Q: Why did the fox cross the road?
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