a little laugh :-)

[MageNathaniel1]

As the constable is hauling chauncy off yet again, chauncy says you know we have something in common. The constable says oh, and what might that be? Chauncy says we both end up in the same place every night.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke302

Q: What do you get when you cross a hippie with a ninja?
A: Peace and quiet!

[MageNathaniel1]

It is date night for chauncy and his wife. They could not agree on the movie. He wanted to see an action movie, she wanted a romantic comedy. He said lets flip a coin, heads we see the action movie, tails, you see the romantic thing while I go to the pub.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke303

Q: What do you call a search engine that sings Christmas songs?
A: Michael Google

(and the meme I got the joke from):

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke304

Q: What's the difference between a well-dressed cyclist and a scruffy guy on a tricycle?
A: Attire!

[MageNathaniel1]

Sean approaches chauncy outside of the salon. Sean calls out to chauncy by chauncy asks him to hold it down. Sean whispers, what's up? Chauncy says my mother in law just went into the salon and I am waiting for the staff to scream.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke305

Q: What do you call a cow with a twitch?
A: Beef jerky.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke306

Q: Who hides Easter eggs that you never wanna find?
A: The Dust Bunny.
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[MageNathaniel1]

Chauncy is at the bank, the manager tells him, you do know we have computers and can find out the financial history of anyone who comes in here, so tell me, your loan application is a joke right as no one with your history could seriously expect to get a loan.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke307

Q: Why is Santa afraid of getting stuck in a chimney?
A: He has claustrophobia


(and the meme I got it from)

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke308

Q: What happened when the marsupial applied for a mortgage?
A: He didn't koala-fy.

[MageNathaniel1]

Chauncy sees his friend eric and asks him to join their darts tourney as they need one more player. Eric says have you forgotten I am getting married at noon today? Chauncy says not at all, the tourney does not begin until 1230 plenty of time to get there, by the way there is a $10 entry fee for the tourney you can just give to me, see you at the pub.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke309

Q: How long does it take to carve a spoon?
A: Just a whittle while.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke310

Q: When do you put a cow on an elevator?
A: When you want to raise the steaks!

[MageNathaniel1]

Chauncy's wife is going over the bills as he watches the tellt. Eventually she gets frustrated and says cant you see me trying to sort out how to pay our bills, arent you going to do anything to help me? He says you are right, I should be more considerate, I will go to the pub so you can work in quiet.