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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3735 on: December 11, 2021, 03:46:01 AM »
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Q: Why was the dog proud of himself?
A: Because he did his doody!
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3736 on: December 11, 2021, 03:46:35 AM »
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Q: Why didn't the greens cross the road?
A: They didn't want to be road kale.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3737 on: December 11, 2021, 03:47:12 AM »
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Q: Where do sea cows sleep at night?
A: In barn-acles!
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3738 on: December 11, 2021, 03:48:06 AM »
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Q: What do you call a Pulitzer Prize winning Star Trek book?
AL The Grapes of Wrath of Khan.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3739 on: December 11, 2021, 05:13:46 PM »
A salesman comes to chauncy's house. Chauncy answers the door, having been awoken from his nap and asks ok what are you selling? The salesman looks about chauncy's house and says something you could defintely use here, new thermal insulated windows to replace these old things you have, what do you say? Chauncy says that depends on how well they shatter when a salesman is thrown through them. The salesman suddenly remembers another appointment and leaves.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3740 on: December 12, 2021, 05:37:15 AM »
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Q: Why can't you have a concert at the poultry farm.
A: The chickens won't stop shouting "Free Bird!"
 
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3741 on: December 12, 2021, 05:37:50 AM »
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Q: How did the hipster burn his lips?
A: He drank his coffee before it was cool.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3742 on: December 12, 2021, 05:38:27 AM »
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Q: How many sloths does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Just one.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3743 on: December 12, 2021, 05:39:03 AM »
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Q: Why did the butter knife put on a bow tie?
A: Because he wanted to look sharp!
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3744 on: December 12, 2021, 06:20:45 PM »
Sean and chauncy are outside when they hear a loud crash in chauncy's house followed by his wife yelling. Sean asks what is she doing in there? Chauncy said baking a cake and sound like she dropped it and another dent in the flooring.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3745 on: December 13, 2021, 03:46:16 AM »
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Q: What do you say to a toilet on its birthday?
A: Happy Bidet!
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3746 on: December 13, 2021, 03:46:52 AM »
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Q: Why did the bat fly into a wall?
A: He was blind as an umpire.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3747 on: December 13, 2021, 05:35:27 PM »
The bar keep tells chauncy, we have a new attraction tonight, meet mystical mary, she is a mind reader. Mary looks at chauncy and says no, I will not buy you a pint nor am I interested. The bar keep says good isn't she.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3748 on: December 14, 2021, 03:53:16 AM »
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Q: Why did the cyclops close his school?
A: Because he only had one pupil!
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3749 on: December 14, 2021, 03:53:54 AM »
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Q: How do you talk to an amoeba?
A: With a microbe-phone.
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