a little laugh :-)

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke323

Q: What's the hottest jacket for fall?
A: A blazer.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke324

Q: How do lumberjacks work from home?
A: They log in.

[MageNathaniel1]

Chaincy comes in at 3 am from the pub. His wife meets him at the door and says you do know the sign on the front of the pub is just the hours they are open not a requirement for you to stay there that long?

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke325

Q: What did the pecan tree say to the psychiatrist?
A: I think I'm growing nuts.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke326

Q: Why did the optometrist move to Mississippi?
A: Because it has the most i's!

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke327

Q: Why did the ski instructor go to college?
A: Because knowledge is powder!

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke328

Q: Why did the ghosts quit studying?
A: Because they were too ghoul for school.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke329

Q: What do you call an elf on the shelf who just won the lottery?
A: Welfy

(and the meme I got it from)

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke330

Q: Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
A: To get to the bottom!

[MageNathaniel1]

Chaun's wife asks him the name of the horse he bet on at the track, he said free spirit. She said ah that explains the horse just wandering about the track instead of racing.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke331

Q: When did the calendars fall in love?
A: On January 1st -- their very first date.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke332

Q: Why didn't the narwhal invite the unicorn to his birthday party?
A: He wanted to keep it real.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke333

Q: Why are zombies so curious?
A: They like to bick brains

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke334

Q: Why did Eeyore cross the road?
A: To get to the other "sigh."

[MageNathaniel1]

Chauncy tells the bar keep he is broke and does not know what to do. The keep says well, you won't find an answer in that pint. Chauncy says maybe or maybe not but I will have fun trying.