a little laugh :-)

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke349
Q: How many siblings does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Zero. By the time they stop fighting about it, you'll have already changed it yourself!

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#BadJoke350
Q: How do cats celebrate autumn?
A: With a Pumpkin Mice Latte.

[MageNathaniel1]

Chauncy's wife asks him if he ever thought of becoming a constable. He says why would I want to do that? She says you spend every night at the station, may as well get paid for it.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke351

Q: What kind of dogs listen to punk rock?
A: Hard-corgis.

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#BadJoke352

Q: Who was the sweetest Knight of the Round Table?
A: Sir Up.

[MageNathaniel1]

Chauncy's mother in law told him he had better shape up or she would take him out of her will. He said no problem, I do not need a used cauldron, pointed hat, and broomstick anyway.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke353

Q: Why did the ghost cross the road?
A: Because it was a poultry-geist!

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#BadJoke354

Q: What did the basketball say to his therapist?
A: “I feel empty inside.”

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#BadJoke355

Q: Why did the cat stop playing basketball?
A: He threw up too many hair balls!

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke356

Q: What do you call little dogs fighting over a chew toy?
A: A pug of war!

[MageNathaniel1]

Sean and chaincy notice the city has started a new initiative to mark important places such as homes of local celebrities and the like to entice tourists to come to the town. Chauncy says, I am a local celebrity, why are there no plaques about me? Sean says oh there are many, they all say chauncy was arrested here.

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#BadJoke357

Q: Why can't you tell a kleptomaniac a joke?
A: Because they always take things, literally.

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#Badjoke358

Q: What do you say when you bump into a unicorn at a party?
A: Ouch!

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#Badjoke359

Q: Why was the car running on fumes?
A: Because it kept passing gas!

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke360

Q: Why do pirates make great singers?
A: Because they love to hit the high Cs.