a little laugh :-)

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke361

Q: What kind of bicycle does a toad ride?
A: I haven't the froggiest idea!

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke362

Q: What made Van Gogh such a good friend?
A: He was willing to lend an ear.

[MageNathaniel1]

Sean comes in and says he has had a run of bad luck today, he lost at the races, was late for work, and is short on money. He then says but there is that 20 you owe me. Chauncy says you know, you are right, you are having a run of bad luck and leaves.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke363

Q: What do you call a pig who tells jokes?
A: A shtick in the mud!

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke364

Q: How did the zombie clog the toilet?
A: With a brain dump!

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke365

Q: How did the lion greet the zebra?
A: "Very nice to eat you!"

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke366

Q: How did the zombie lower his cholesterol?
A: He changed his diet to strictly vegetarians.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke367

Q: Why don't squash balls drink coffee?
A: Because they're already bouncing off the walls.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke368

Q: How does Frosty the Snowman get around the neighborhood?
A: On his ice-icle.

[MageNathaniel1]

Chauncy tells his wife her mum reminds him of a roller coaster. She says, oh, exciting and thrilling? He says no, causes nausea.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke369

Q: Why did the apple get sent to jail?
A: He was rotten to the core.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke370

Q: Why was Cinderella wandering around the pumpkin patch?
A: She was in the market for a new ride.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke371

Q: How many meteorologists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Today there's a 70% chance of one.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke372

Q: What's a nose's favorite sport?
A: Well, it's snot running.

[MageNathaniel1]

Chauncy's wife says her mum is taking up water aerobics. Chauncy says tell her not to jump in the pool or the resulting tidal wave will leave it empty.