a little laugh :-)

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#BadJoke273

Q: Why did the yoga instructor buy air freshener?
A: The feet index was rising.

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BadJoke274

Q: Where do scuba instructors go to catch a movie?
A: A dive in theater!

[MageNathaniel1]

Chauncy's wife says her mum is coming over for dinner and he had best behave while she is there. He said no worries, you wont here a thing from me. She says good. He says if you need ne. I will be in the pub until shes gone.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke275

Q: Why’d the dandelion take up gymnastics?
A: To be a tumbleweed.

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#BadJoke276

Q: What's the best part about llamas doing improv?
A: The spit takes!

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#BadJoke277

Q: What do you get when you cross a banana with geometry?
A: A slippery slope!

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#BadJoke278

Q: What do pro wrestlers eat for lunch?
A: A Hulk Hoagie.

[MageNathaniel1]

The barkeep tells chauncy they have added a veggie burger to the menu which has no meat at all. Chauncy says so what is the difference between that and your regular burger, I have yet to find any meat on it either.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke279

Q: Why can't you make a dinosaur omelet?
A: Because they're eggstinct!

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#BadJoke280

Q: Why did the snowplows ask for a raise?
A: Because they're just scraping by.

[MageNathaniel1]

Chauncy tells sean, you know, here we are having fun at the pub while our wives are at home. I have an idea, let's take some pictures of the fun we are having and send them to our wives so they can share in our fun.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke281

Q: What do you call an elephant who can do many things at once?
A: A multi-tusker.

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#BadJoke282

Q: What do Keanu Reeves and Baby Yoda have in common?
A: They age at the same rate.

[MageNathaniel1]

Chauncy tells the barkeep he and his wife had a tiff about her cooking. He had told her the sausages were burned and he would not eat them. The barkeep said well what did she say? Chauncy said, she did not say a word but the way she stuffed a sausage up my nose spoke volumes.

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#BadJoke283

Q: What's a princess's favorite hot dog topping?
A: Cinder-relish!