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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3825 on: December 28, 2021, 03:44:17 AM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3826 on: December 28, 2021, 05:30:09 PM »
Chauncy is coming out of the race track looking upset. The pastor sees him and says I see you lost again but you know money cannot make you happy. Chauncy says no but it can buy me a pint at the pub which will make me happy.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3827 on: December 29, 2021, 03:49:42 AM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3828 on: December 29, 2021, 03:50:20 AM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3829 on: December 29, 2021, 05:57:19 PM »
Chauncy tells his wife there are many ways of expressing affection. Some use flowers, others chocolate or cards. She says that may be but you starting the lawn mower for me and expecting me to mow the lawn is not one of them.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3830 on: December 30, 2021, 04:06:42 AM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3831 on: December 30, 2021, 04:07:12 AM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3832 on: December 30, 2021, 04:07:41 AM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3833 on: December 30, 2021, 04:08:07 AM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3834 on: December 30, 2021, 06:47:53 PM »
Chauncy returns from a trip to London. He saus ot took his breath away. Sean asked what did you find so astounding there, the palace, the abbey or what?  Chauncy says the outrageous price of a pint in their pubs.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3835 on: December 31, 2021, 06:09:03 AM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3836 on: December 31, 2021, 06:11:52 AM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3837 on: December 31, 2021, 07:56:24 PM »
The barkeep asks chauncy how his wife is as she had just gotten over the flu. Chauncy said the bug is gone but she is still a fair bit weak, she had to keep taking rest breaks while I watched her do the house cleaning today.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3838 on: January 01, 2022, 03:48:28 AM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3839 on: January 01, 2022, 03:49:05 AM »
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