a little laugh :-)

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#BadJoke295

What's a ninQ: ja's favorite section in the bookstore?
A: Stealth Help.

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#BadJoke296

Q: What did the coffee say to the cream?
A: "It's hard for me to espresso myself, but I really love you a latte."

[MageNathaniel1]

A guy comes running into the pub and says there you are chauncy, are you going to pay me what you owe or am I going to have to keep chasing you? Chauncy take off out the other door. The barkeep says you should not have given him that choice.

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#BadJoke297

Q: Why did the person cross the road?
A: Because they'd been hypnotized into thinking they were a chicken.

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#BadJoke298

Q: What song always gets chickens dancing at a wedding?
A: The Y-Hen-C-A!

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#Badjoke299

Q: How do English teachers get married?
A: They exchange vowels.

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#BadJoke300

Q: How do you evade someone who's trying to steal your barbecue?
A: Kebob and weave!

[MageNathaniel1]

The phone rings at the pub. Chauncy tells the barkeep if that is my wife, tell her I was not here tonight. He does so. Chauncy says whst did she want? The barkeep says she ssid for you to turn around so she can show you her new smart phone as she is right behind you.

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#BadJoke301

Q: How did the pumpkin become a social media influencer?
A: Well, they started by getting big on Vine.

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#BadJoke302

Q: What's the opposite of irony?
A: Wrinkly.

[MageNathaniel1]

Chauncy's wife comes home from work and looks on the couch but does not see him napping in his usual spot. She looks all over the house for him, finally finding him in their bed. She says you are in bed early tonight. He says, who says I ever got up.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke303

Q: What day do the cows come home?
A: Moos Day!

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#BadJoke304

Q: How did the meeting go between the cat and the couch?
A: Cataclawsmic!

[MageNathaniel1]

Chauncy's mother in law says you have offended me for the last time, I am leaving and not coming back here again. You will need me soon and not know what to do without me about. Chauncy says I know what I will do now though, close the door behind you and celebrate.

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Chauncy and his wife are playing scrabble. His wife says look if you do not want to play scrabble and prefer to go out, that isbok. He says what makes you think that? She says your choices of words for the game and letsgotothepub is not one word by the way.