a little laugh :-)

[MageNathaniel1]

The pastor sees chauncy walking down the street in a right hurry and asks where he is off to. Chauncy says, you know the old theatre that they just redid and is now having a production of the barber of seville? The pastor says why yes, though I never thought that to be your type of thing. Chauncy says oh, it isn't but right behind it is a betting hall and dashes off.

[MageNathaniel1]

Chauncy says his mother in law got mad at him for giving her a gift. His wife says what did you give her? He says a barrel of wrinkle remover with a note that more could be given if that was not enough for the week.

[MageNathaniel1]

The bank manager tells chauncy he has reviewed chauncy's loan application and is happy to offer him a choice. Chauncy asks what the choice is. The manager says, leave or have security throw you out.

[MageNathaniel1]

During karaoke night, the worst singer is up, as he comes to the mic, he says, you know music can transport one to another place. Chauncy says you are right as your singing transports us all to another pub as he leaves.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke305

Q: What's the name of the knight who started a food delivery app?
A: Sir Charge.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke306

Q: What do you call a starship with student loan debt?
A: The Millennial Falcon.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke307

Q: How do mountains stay warm?
A: They put on their snow caps

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke308

Q: What did the baby corn say to the momma corn?
A: Where's popcorn?

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke309

Q: What do you call it when a billboard almost falls on you?
A: A really bad sign.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke310

Q: Why did the chef refuse to crack an egg?
A: He didn't want to whisk it.

[MageNathaniel1]

Chauncy got ejected from the pub. He asks the bouncer how it feels to throw out a fine upstanding citizen. The bouncer says if I ever do so, I will let you know but for now, I am throwing you out.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke311

Q: What do you call a pretty pig?
A: Ham-some!

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke312

Q: What did people do before sandpaper was invented?
A: They just roughed it.

[MageNathaniel1]

Chauncy's wife tells him her mum is on a diet and has already lost 10 lbs. Chsuncy says for her weight, that is like getting $10 off on a new ferrari.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke313

Q: What did the tea plant say when the farmer gave it some water?
A: "Matcha 'bliged"!