a little laugh :-)

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke314

Q: What did Homer Simpson say when he bumped into a pecan tree?

A: "d'oh! Nuts!"

[MageNathaniel1]

Chauncy was found guilty of public intoxication and disorderly behaviour. The magistrate says that will be 10 days or $100 which do to choose? Chauncy says, I will take the $100 can I get that in all 20s please?

[RickBulow74]

BadJoke315

Q: Why did the man quit his job recycling shoes?
A: It was sole-crushing!

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke316

Q: Why did the whale cross the ocean?
A: To get to the other tide!

[MageNathaniel1]

Chauncy asks the barkeep to call his wife and hand him the phone so he can tell her he is out searching for a job. He hears his wife say so you are at the pub again eh? Chaumcy says to the barkeep wow, I did not even see you dial the number. The barkeep says I didnt look behind you.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke317

Q: Why does the fisherman listen to Cardi B?
A: Her songs have a great hook!

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke318

Q: What vegetable always gets burned?
A: Chard!

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke319

Q: What's a zombie's favorite weather?
A: Cloudy - with a chance of brain.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke320

Q: Why did Mozart rush to the bathroom?
A: To conduct his next movement.

[MageNathaniel1]

Chauncy gets picked up by the constable. As he is hauling him off, Chauncy notices they are heading away from the station and says where are you taking me. The constable says the cells are full tonight, and as you never seem to learn from being there anyway, the sgt. thought it would be better if I take you home to your wife to deal with you. Chauncy says surely the cells are not that full and you could find me a place there instead of taking me home as the constable tosses him into his home where his wife is waiting for him.

[MageNathaniel1]

Sean is saying he does not understand fantasy books like harry potter or their appeal. The barkeep says well you need to have an open mind about things like magic to understand such books or stories. Sean says oh you mean like chauncy paying his debts. The barkeep says that would not be magic that would be a miracle.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke321

Q: Which fish is the most sarcastic?
A: The Great White Snark!

[RickBulow74]

#BsdJoke322

Q: What do you call an X-wing pilot who does too many barrel rolls?
A: Puke Skywalker.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke323

Q: Who's the scariest bodybuilder of all time?
A: Dr. Frankenstein.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke324

Q: Why did the broth taste funny?
A: It was a laughing stock!