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Offline MageNathaniel1

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3885 on: January 16, 2022, 07:18:38 PM »
Chauncy notices the pastor following him about. He turns and asks why he is being followed. The pastor says I was at a loss for a sermon idea for this week so I decided to follow you knowing doing so would give me some ideas on what to preach about but I now have a month's worth.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3886 on: January 17, 2022, 04:48:28 AM »
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Q: What do you call a short fortune-teller who's hiding from the police?
A: A small medium at large.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3887 on: January 17, 2022, 04:49:30 AM »
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Q: What do you call a baseball player who chews sunflower seeds?
A: The designated spitter.

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3888 on: January 17, 2022, 06:00:48 PM »
Chauncy wakes up from his nap and says his wife wanted him to mow the grass before she got home at 5. Chauncy looks at the clock and says hmm 3 o'clock, that gives me another hour to nap and an hour to come up with an excuse for the lawn before she gets home and goes back to sleep.
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« Reply #3889 on: January 18, 2022, 05:30:24 PM »
The manager at the employment office asks chauncy when he last had a job. Chauncy said does my paper route as a teen count?
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3890 on: January 19, 2022, 03:56:19 AM »
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Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: Because it was playing chicken!
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3891 on: January 19, 2022, 03:56:53 AM »
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Q: What did the turkey say to the farmer?
A: "Why isn't there anything on my calendar after November?"
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3892 on: January 19, 2022, 03:57:47 AM »
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Q: What happens when bakers lose control of their mixers?
A: Their funnel cake becomes a tornado.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3893 on: January 19, 2022, 03:58:20 AM »
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Q: Why does a baby deer follow its mother?
A: Because it's so fawn-ed of her.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3894 on: January 19, 2022, 05:40:20 PM »
Chauncy tells sean he has a problem. His wife got him a new smart phone, it has internet access, takes good pictures, texts, clear calls. Sean says that all sounds great what is the problem? Chauncy says I have no idea how to turn it on.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3895 on: January 20, 2022, 06:16:20 AM »
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Q: What’s the hairiest day of the week?
A: Furs Day!
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3896 on: January 20, 2022, 06:17:01 AM »
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Q: What do you get when you cross a broken ice cream truck with impressionist art?
A: Van Goo.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3897 on: January 20, 2022, 05:08:03 PM »
Chauncy's wife says don't forget my mum is coming to dinner tonight. Chauncy says I haven't forgotten, I nailed the front door shut and ordered an uber to meet me at the back door.
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« Reply #3898 on: January 21, 2022, 07:43:53 PM »
Chauncy's wife comes home complaining about the bad day she had at work. Chauncy says wow is it that late already, perhaps you could make us something to eat before I have to go to the pub? When he gets to the pub, chauncy says wow, I did not know she knew such words, some of them, I did not even know.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3899 on: January 22, 2022, 05:51:29 AM »
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Q: Why did the dragon cross the road?
A: To buy a lair freshener.
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