a little laugh :-)

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke334

Q: Why couldn't the cat resist opening Pandora's box?
A: It was cardboard.

[MageNathaniel1]

Chauncy said I nearly got arrested for making money. Sean says how can you get arrested for making money. Chauncy says nearly arrested had I not ran out of ink before the notes were complete Inwould have been in the cells.

[MageNathaniel1]

Chauncuy enters the pub with a bandage on his head. The keep asks him what happened. Chauncy says his wife was in the kitchen when he told he to bring him a beer. She replied and what do you say when you ask me to do something. Chauncy then says apparently right now was not the correct answer.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke339

Q: What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say to the cowboy?
A: May the horse be with you.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke340

Q: What do witches get when their shoes are too tight?
A: Candy corns.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke341

Q: What did the computer mouse say to the keyboard?
A: You're just my type!

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke342

Q: Why did the baked potato cross the road?
A: To get to the other chives!

[MageNathaniel1]

The barkeep tells chauncy I really do not think you need another pint, you are already laying on the floor as is. Chauncy says stop talking, put a funnel in my mouth and pour.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke343

Q: What do you get when you put a duck in a cement mixer?
A: Quacks in the pavement

(and the meme I got the joke from)

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke344

Q: Why did the marshmallow cross the road?
A: It knew there was S'more to life!

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke345

Q: What did the digital clock say to the analog clock?
A: "Look -- no hands!"

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke346

Q: What do you get when you pur rice in a blender?
A: rice cream

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke347

Q: What do you call chimpanzees who share an Amazon account?
A: Prime-mates

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke348

Q: What do you call a grizzly without any teeth?
A: A gummy bear!

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke349

Q: What does garlic do when it gets hot?
A: It tyakes its cloves off

(the meme I got it from)