a little laugh :-)

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke350
Q: Where does a ghost go on vacation?
A: Mali-boo!

[MageNathaniel1]

The judge asks chauncy if he has any thing he is sorry for. Chauncy says yes, I am sorry I was caught.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke351

Q: What did the DJ say to the vegetable farmer?
A: Lettuce turnip the beet!

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke352

Q: Why did the moose go to her family reunion?
A: To see her uncles and auntlers.

[MageNathaniel1]

As the constable is bringing chauncy in, the sgt asks what he is in for. The constable says fighting. The sgt asks who was he fighting with? The constable pulls out a list and says the barkeep the bouncers the karaoke singer the oastor three waiters four patrons of the bar.... the sgt finally says enough just put him in a cell and make out the report.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke353

Q: What do you call a ninja dinosaur?
A: A Uneversaurus

[RickBulow74]

#BqadJoke354

Q: How many developers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: They actually prefer dark mode.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke355

Q: What do you call a Hobbit wearing a gold chain?
A: Lord of the Blings!

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke356

Q: Why didn't the penguin trust the flight instructor?
A: He was a real dodo!

[MageNathaniel1]

The worst karaoke singer is walking past chauncy. Chauncy asks where he is headed in such a hurry. The singer says to a singing lesson. Chauncy says it is about time you learned to sing. He replies and says I am the one giving the lesson.

[MageNathaniel1]

Chauncy asks the loan officer for a $100 loan. The loan officer asks what the loan is for. Chauncy says a dire emergency. The loan officer asks which race is he running in. Chauncy, without thinking says the 4th. The loan officer has chauncy chucked out of the bank.

[MageNathaniel1]

Chauncy's wife says the trash bin needs to go out. Chauncy replies ok, I will take my nap while you tend to it. She says it is the large, heavy bin and I just got home from work. He says so catch your breath from the walk home before you put the bin out. She says you have no idea about how to take a hint do you? He says well, I do know how to take a nap. She says it may be your last nap.

[MageNathaniel1]

Chauncy says look at what they are achieving with cloning these days. Imagine what I could do if there were a couple clones of me. His wife says yes, you could be napping on the bed, on the sofa, and drinking in the pub all at the same time.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke357

Q: What did one octopus say to the other?
A: "Let's hold hands and hands and hands and hands and hands and hands and hands and hands!"

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke358

Q: What did the bus driver say to the chatty chimpanzee?
A: If monkey talks, then monkey walks.