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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3930 on: January 31, 2022, 04:41:27 AM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3931 on: January 31, 2022, 04:42:10 AM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3932 on: January 31, 2022, 04:42:49 AM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3933 on: January 31, 2022, 04:43:34 AM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3934 on: January 31, 2022, 04:44:10 AM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3935 on: January 31, 2022, 04:44:42 AM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3936 on: January 31, 2022, 04:45:12 AM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3937 on: January 31, 2022, 04:45:40 AM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3938 on: January 31, 2022, 06:43:51 PM »
Chauncy's wife says she is supposed to meet her mother for dinner but forgot where they were to meet. Chauncy says no problem, just go to her house and follow the black cloud.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3939 on: February 01, 2022, 05:32:39 PM »
As the constable is hauling chauncy off, he said I have lost count of how many times I have arrested you for brawling in the pub. Chauncy said thst there is a shame. The constable replied it sure is. Then chauncy said being a cop and all would think you would have a better memory than that.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3940 on: February 02, 2022, 05:54:31 PM »
The barkeep asks chauncy, dont you get tired of standing in here at the bar all the time? I mean isnt there something else you could do differently? Chauncy says you know, you are right, today I will sit at the table by the bar.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3941 on: February 03, 2022, 06:08:31 AM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3942 on: February 03, 2022, 06:10:34 AM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3943 on: February 03, 2022, 05:43:21 PM »
Chauncy comes home 30 minutes late from a simple trip to the store for milk for his wife. She asks what took so long? He replies well, I saw your mum walking home from doing her marketing struggling with all her bags and had to hide until she was out of sight so she would not try to get me to help her.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3944 on: February 04, 2022, 06:25:47 AM »
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