a little laugh :-)

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke370

Q: What's worse than an insult from a leprechaun?
A: Getting burned by a dragon!

[MageNathaniel1]

The pastor sees chauncy rather banged up and says so you were fighting again were you? Chauncy says why no, I was simply helping someone out. The pastor says oh really? Sean says yes, he was helping someone out of the pub through the window.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke371

Q: Why was the calendar crying?
A:  Because it was a Sadder Day!

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke372

Q: Why are mushrooms such great entertainers?
A: Because they're fungis!

[MageNathaniel1]

The barkeep tells chauncy that he has noticed that women are usually better at multitasking than men. Chauncy says well in the case of my mother in law, I would have to agree, she can be loud, insulting, annoying, and wrong all at the same time.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke373

q: What's a gardener's favorite crime show?
a: Lawn and order.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke374

Q: Why can't you hear a cow on a video call?
A: It keeps getting moo ted.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke375

Q: Why did the birds prefer to sleep on memory foam?
A: They were no spring chickens.

[RickBulow74]

#Badjoke376

Q: What has more lives than a cat?
A: A frog, because it croaks every night

[MageNathaniel1]

Chauncy enters the pub with a large bump on his head. The keep asked him what happened. Chauncy said his wife came home exhausted carrying several grocery bags. Chauncy said he told her next time she should make two trips from the house to the store instead of trying to carry it all in one. The keep said what did she say to that. Chauncy said nothing, she just chucked a can of soup at my head.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke377

Q: What's the worst day of the week?
A: Moan Day!

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke378

Q: How do you count a shark's teeth?
A: Not by hand!

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke379

Q: How is a private eye like the dry cleaners?

A: They both do other people's dirty work.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke370

Q: How is the moon like a teenager?
A: It's always going through a phase.

[MageNathaniel1]

The loan officer tells chauncy yes, we do give loans to start a business, however freelance beer taster is not a recognized business.