a little laugh :-)

[MageNathaniel1]

Chauncy actually got a job as a dog walker. The problem was all of the dogs he was to walk lived on the street that led to the pub. On his first and last day of the job someone came into the pub and asked why there were ten dogs leashed to the lamp post outside.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke371

Q: Why don't you find all-you-can-eat restaurants on piers?
A: 'Cause fishermen wharf it all down.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke372

Q: What happens if your computer accepts too many cookies?
A: It has to take a data dump.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke373

Q: How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizza?
A: Deep pan crisp and even!

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke374

Q: Why do bees make great poets?
A: Because they can wax lyrically.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke375

Q: Why did the crocodile cross the road?
A: To live in 'da Nile.

[RickBulow74]

#Badjoke376

Q: What did the owl say to his therapist?
A: Who who am I?

[MageNathaniel1]

The bar keep tells chauncy the simpsons marriage only lasted 2 weeks. Sean says that's a shame that is. Chauncy says ues it is a shame, I lost a bet on them, I bet they would last 3 weeks.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke377

Q: What do you call firefighters who become influencers?
A: Stop, drop, and roll models.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke378

Q: Why was the ladder unlucky in love?
A: It was always being stood up.

[MageNathaniel1]

Chauncy's wife tells him that her mum is studying martial arts. Chauncy says I didn't know nagging was a martial art.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke379

Q: Who's the spiciest singer?
A: Celine Dijon!

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke380

Q: Why was the cloud so dark and stormy?
A: It was feeling misthunderstood.

[MageNathaniel1]

Chauncy is in front of the judge for drunk and disorderly again. He is being sworn in. Upon saying I do to swearing to tell the truth, he says that robe makes the judge look fat.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke381

Q: Why did the optimist fall in love with the pessimist?
A: Because he was a real Catch 22!