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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3975 on: February 12, 2022, 05:46:52 AM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3976 on: February 12, 2022, 05:22:08 PM »
During his check up, the doctor asks chauncy if he is getting his five a day. Chauncy says yes, at least that much and more depending on who is buying. The doctor says, I am talking about fruits and vegetables not pints in the pub.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3977 on: February 13, 2022, 07:43:42 AM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3978 on: February 13, 2022, 07:44:07 AM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3979 on: February 13, 2022, 07:04:54 PM »
While at his mother in laws house, chauncy's wife grabs him and says we need to go now. Chauncy said what, all I did was compliment your mother by saying her hair and make up made her look like a woman in the movies. His wife replied yes, but then you said bride of frakenstein. 
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3980 on: February 14, 2022, 06:28:37 AM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3981 on: February 14, 2022, 06:29:52 AM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3982 on: February 14, 2022, 05:38:33 PM »
Chauncy's wife comes home tired from work. Chauncy says don't bother cooking as you are tired, just make a couple of sandwiches for me and whatever you want for yourself.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3983 on: February 15, 2022, 07:02:14 AM »
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Q: Why can't you have an all-chicken football team?
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3984 on: February 15, 2022, 07:02:52 AM »
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Q: Why was everyone laughing at the farmer's outfit?
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3985 on: February 15, 2022, 07:04:11 AM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3986 on: February 15, 2022, 07:06:10 AM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3987 on: February 15, 2022, 06:02:00 PM »
Chauncy tells the barkeep he tried to make dinner for his wife and all she did was complain. The keep said so what did you do? Chauncy replied, I put the corn flakes and milk back where I found them.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3988 on: February 16, 2022, 06:18:46 AM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #3989 on: February 16, 2022, 06:19:47 AM »
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