a little laugh :-)

[MageNathaniel1]

Chauncy tells his wife he never knows what to call her mother, using her first name is too informal, mother in law is too long, and her last name would be too formal. His wife says and yet you calling her satan's sister is acceptable?

[RickBulow74]

#Badjoke292

Q: Why didn't the lawn mower win the election?
A: They were defeated by a grassroots campaign.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke294

Q: Why are coffee beans such troublemakers?
A: They always end up in hot water.

[MageNathaniel1]

Chauncy tells his wife that her mum is at the door. She says, tells her I will be right there and ready to go. Chauncy tells his mother in law that his wofe ways to wsrm up her broom and prepare to fly in a few minutes.

[RickBulow74]

#Badjoke295

Q: Why are zombies never surprised?
A: They're always looking around coroners.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke296

Q: What do you call it when bumblebees line up for a drink?
A: Bar bee queuing.

[MageNathaniel1]

As chauncy is ordering a pint in the pub, the barkeep asks him what is with the funny whistling sound you keep making? Chauncy says oh, that, well, my wife does not losing games like monopoly to me. The keep says what has that to do with the whistling sound? Chauncy says I have a silver car stuck in my nose.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke297

Q: Why did Johnny Appleseed cross the road?
A: To get to the other cider!

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke298

Q: Why do primates make great athletes?
A: They're born chimpions!

[MageNathaniel1]

Chauncy is staring intently at the newspaper. Sean says you must be reviewing the footbal scores. Chauncy says I do have other interests besides football you know. Sean says ah then it must be the horse races.

[MageNathaniel1]

Chauncy tells the bar keep he put a note in a bottle with his name and contact information on it and threw it into the ocean when he was young and he finally heard back about it. The keep says that is impressive. Chauncy says not really, it was a fine for littering.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke299

Q: What did the vegetarian order at the steakhouse?
A: The filet melon.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke300

Q: Why do meteors take cold showers when they get home?
A: They're always burning up on entry!

[MageNathaniel1]

There was a heavy snow. The barkeep is about ti close easrly thinking no one would venture out in that weather. He looks out the window and sees chauncy headed his way and only asks him one question when did you get a dog sled and husky team?

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke301

Q: How do bumblebees sign their emails?
A: Swarm regards.