a little laugh :-)

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke302

Q: Why did the fish migrate to the cloud?
A: To scale up.

[MageNathaniel1]

Sean asks chauncy if the new microwave changed anything with his wife's cooking. Chauncy says yes, now she can burn food in seconds instead of 30 to 60 minutes.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke303

Q: What is the nicest day of the week?
A: Friends Day

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke304

Q: What is something you can't smell until it's broken?
A: Wind

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke305

Q: What's a librarian's favborite mushroom?
A: Shhh-take

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke206

Q: What did the cat on the smartphone say?
A: "Can you hear meow?"

[MageNathaniel1]

Chauncy applies for a student loan. They ask him what he plans to study. He replied animal movenent. The loan was approved until he mentioned horse racing.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke307

Q: Why couldn't the basketball stay in a relationship?
A: It was always on the rebound!

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke308

Q: Why was the eagle self-conscious?
A: It was Bald.

[MageNathaniel1]

Chauncy shows up at the pub with a lump on his head. The keep asks him what happened. Chauncy said his wife said she felt like she was in 4th place in his life behind the pub, pool and darts. Chauncy said I made the mistake of saying what about gambling as she was holding a frying pan.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke309

Q: What's a ninja's favorite section in the bookstore?
A: Stealth Help.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke310

Q: What was baby bananas first word?
A: Yello!

[MageNathaniel1]

Chauncy's mother in law is singing karaoke at the pub. Chauncy says I habe never heard so many wrong notes sung so loud in one place she has set a new record.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke311

Q: Where does a rat go for a toothache?
A: To the rodentist!

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke312

Q: What can one parrot do?
A: Not as much as toucan!