a little laugh :-)

[MageNathaniel1]

Chauncy and his wife are coming out of the movies. Chauncy says the special effects in movies today are so realistic, I could swear that robot's red laser was headed straight for us. His wife says that was the usher's flashlight when he came to tell you to pipe down as you were making too much noise.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke313

Q: Why don't fish ever skip school?
A: They might get caught.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke314

Q: Why didn't the virtual date go well?
A: It was a bad connection.

[MageNathaniel1]

The barkeep tells chauncy the pub is to be redecorated and will be shut for five days. Chauncy says you know this is my home away from home how can you take my home away? I know, I can sit quietly in a corner of the beer cellar while the work is being done. The keep says not on your life I would not have any left to open with afterward.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke315

Q: Why did NASA launch a burrito into space?
A: To intercept the flying salsa.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke316

Q: Who won the race of princesses?
A: Rapunzel. By a hair!

[MageNathaniel1]

Chauncy's wife comes in complaining about their debts and how to save up to pay the bills. She says she can cut back on playing bingo and going to the beauty salon. Chauncy says great that leaves more money for me to go to the pub.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke317

Q: Why did the man quit his job recycling shoes?
A: It was sole-crushing!

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke318

Q: Why does Baby Yoda need a nightlight?
A: To light the path away from the dark side -- and also to the potty.

[MageNathaniel1]

Chauncy's wife says I got my mum the perfect birthday gift, a gift certificate for a full day at the beauty salon. Chauncy says only one day, it would take a month to make a dent in her looks.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke319

Q: Why couldn't the python cross the road?
A: He'd just swallowed the chicken!

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke320

Q: What did the tortilla chip say to the cheese?
A: "It's nacho business."

[MageNathaniel1]

Chauncy comes away from the bookie with a rare win. He says now I will head home, see my wife, and nake sure not to mention this money then hide it from her before she does something silly like putting it in the bank.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke321

Q: What did the ping pong ball say when the golf ball smiled?
A: Nice dimples.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke322

Q: How do we know the universe is expanding?
A: The asteroid belt is running out of notches.