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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #4050 on: March 08, 2022, 03:59:51 AM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #4051 on: March 08, 2022, 04:00:24 AM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #4052 on: March 08, 2022, 05:56:01 PM »
While he was in the army, chauncy's commanding officer felt he was a lazy untalented recruit until he assigned him to the radio room which he was amazed to see chauncy taking well to the task until he discovered chauncy was using the radio to listen to the race results.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #4053 on: March 09, 2022, 03:39:54 AM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #4054 on: March 09, 2022, 03:40:39 AM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #4055 on: March 09, 2022, 07:06:12 PM »
Chauncy saus his wife has started to nag about things he hasn't even done. Sean says how can she nag you about something you haven't done? Chauncy says that is my question when she says you haven't done the dishes, you haven't taken out the trash....
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #4056 on: March 10, 2022, 05:08:41 AM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #4057 on: March 10, 2022, 05:09:19 AM »
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Q: How many nannies does it take to change a light bulb?
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #4058 on: March 10, 2022, 05:09:44 AM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #4059 on: March 10, 2022, 05:10:18 AM »
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Q: Why couldn't the computer take its hat off?
A: Because its caps lock was on
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #4060 on: March 10, 2022, 05:10:48 AM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #4061 on: March 10, 2022, 05:11:12 AM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #4062 on: March 10, 2022, 09:39:01 PM »
Chauncy notices the bank has a new name and decides he could get a loan as they do not know him. Upon filing his application, the computer has a break down laughing at chauncy's credit history.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #4063 on: March 11, 2022, 05:01:19 AM »
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Q: Why wouldn't the electrician rewire the house?
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #4064 on: March 11, 2022, 05:02:19 AM »
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