a little laugh :-)

[MageNathaniel1]

Chauncy comes home early stating he had been tossed from the pub for breaking a window. His wife said I am sure it was an accident. What broke it? Chauncy says tossing the bouncer through it during a scrap.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke345

Q: Why did the mechanic visit the farm?
A:  He heard there was a bumper crop.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke346

Q: What do you get when you combine Star Wars with baseball?
A: The Empire Strikes Out!

[MageNathaniel1]

Chauncy is heard yelling from the back of the bar ok fellow, its your round you need to pay, well have you nothing to say for yourself. The bar keep looks to chauncy and says that is a coat rack with a hat and coat on it.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke347

Q: How do you know when a tractor is angry?
A: You can tell by its furrowed plow.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke348

Q" Why did the elephant cross the road?
A: To avoid the giraffic jam.

[MageNathaniel1]

Chauncy says tell you what on the 17th whay dont we go to one of the pubs in the next town the ones here always do the same thing. Sean says in otherwords all the pubs in town have banned you from interfering with their st patrick's day events.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke349

Q: What do you call a potato wearing glasses?
A: A spec-tater!

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke350

Q: What happens if you cover a tennis racket in ice cream?
A: You get soft serve!

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke351

Q: Why does Spock hate pi?
A: Because it's irrational.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke352

Q: What would Spock have said to the Lost in Space robot?
A: Insufficient facts always invite danger.

[MageNathaniel1]

The doctor tells chauncy he needs to cut back on his drinking. Chauncy says not to worry, I will be taking next week off from the pub. The doctor says happy to hear it. Chauncy says no problem, sean will be out of town all week.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke353

Q: What cheese goes around a castle?
A: Moats-a-rella!

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke354

Q: What did the Terminator say to his last sip of coffee?
A: Hasta la barista, baby.

[MageNathaniel1]

Chauncy is laying on the couch when his wife comes in and yells at him, have you been laying there all day? Chauncy says yes. I have to get my rest for the big darts tourney at the pub. She says when is this game of yours? He says a week from wednesday.