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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #4080 on: March 16, 2022, 03:45:55 AM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #4081 on: March 16, 2022, 03:46:30 AM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #4082 on: March 16, 2022, 06:26:34 PM »
Chauncy asks bis wife what she is knitting. She says her mum asked her to make a sweater for her. Chauncy said so I suppose you will be ordering a couple tons of yarn then to finish it.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #4083 on: March 17, 2022, 06:19:53 AM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #4084 on: March 17, 2022, 06:20:19 AM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #4085 on: March 17, 2022, 06:10:11 PM »
Chauncy's wife says her mum is learning judo. Chauncy says why, she already has a black belt in nagging she could just nag the muggers to death.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #4086 on: March 18, 2022, 05:56:21 AM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #4087 on: March 18, 2022, 05:56:59 AM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #4088 on: March 18, 2022, 05:57:24 AM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #4089 on: March 18, 2022, 05:57:55 AM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #4090 on: March 18, 2022, 06:38:00 PM »
Chauncy looks outside and comments that the birds are flying away from the house and dark storm clouds are quickly coming their way. He asks his wife if her mother is coming for a visit?
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #4091 on: March 19, 2022, 05:43:33 AM »
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Q: What did the left ear say to the right ear?
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #4092 on: March 19, 2022, 05:46:19 AM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #4093 on: March 19, 2022, 05:41:08 PM »
The barkeep tells chauncy his wife is on the phone for him. Chauncy says tell her I went for an interview or to look up something at the library. The keep says can't you give me an excuse she will believe and I can relay without laughing.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #4094 on: March 20, 2022, 06:09:15 PM »
Chauncy and his wife were arguing  he says you do know I have feelings too. She says yes, feelng drunk, feeling sleepy, feeling hungover...
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