a little laugh :-)

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Q: Where do families argue at the mall?
A: In the feud court!

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Q: How does one train hear that another one's coming?
A: With its engine-ears!

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Q: How do you evade someone who's trying to steal your barbecue?
A: Kebob and weave!

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Q: Why did the dog cross the road?
A: To get to the other rawhide.

[MageNathaniel1]

Chauncy is fishing, sean asks if he is coming to the pub. Chauncy says no, he is content fishing. Sean says it it the barkeep's birthday so drinks are on the house. Chauncy says I can fish anytime, his birthday is only once a year let's go. Sean says that and the drinks are free.

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Q: Why did the pillow cross the road?
A: To collect the chicken feathers!

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Q: What does Star Wars music sound like up in the mountains?
A: Yoda-ling!

[MageNathaniel1]

Chauncy tells the barkeep his wife wants her mother to go with them on holiday. The keep says so what are you planning to do? Chauncy says I thought about it and the only solution is to fake my own death.

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Q: What did the ladder call the footstool?
A: His step brother.

[MageNathaniel1]

Chauncy tells the barkeep he and his wife had a fight. The keep asks what happened. Chauncy said his mother in law came over wearing a pink and grey rain coat and he called her a sunburned elephant.

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Q: How do you contact an amoeba?
A: By cellular phone.

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Q: How did the parasite end every email?
A: Worm regards.

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Q: What do you call discounted sushi?
A: A raw deal!

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Q: Where did the chicken cross the road?
A: At the cross bock. Bock bock!

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#BadJoke376

Q: What kind of dogs love car racing?
A: Lap dogs.