a little laugh :-)

[MageNathaniel1]

Chauncy sees an advert for facial and back waxing. He tells his wife about it and suggests she send her mum there to look less like a orangutang.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke377

Q: What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A: A Zzz Rex!

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke378

Q: What do you get when you cross a ninja with a squid?
A: Disappearing ink!

[MageNathaniel1]

Sean tells chauncy the pub accross from their usual haunt appears to be doing poorly. Chauncy says well, they can still afford a bouncer so it must not be that bad. Sean says but the bouncer is throwing people in to the pub not out.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke379

Q: Why did the squirrel cross the road?
A: Because he heard the ballet was performing the Nutcracker.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke380

Q: What kind of dog can you get at the bakery?
A: Pure bread.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke381

Q: Why don't zombies take Amtrak?
A: They prefer the Gory-ent Express!

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke382

Q: How many alligators does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Just one. For them, it's a snap!

[MageNathaniel1]

Sean comes into the pub and tells the keep that chauncy had told his wife that there was no way he was going to wash the windows and was going to the pub. The keep says so where is he then? Sean says he is at the er getting a bucket removed from his head.

[MageNathaniel1]

Chauncy come home at 3 AM his wife says ok what is your excuse for being this late? Chauncy says I got lost. His wife says how, you were next door at a house warming party.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke383

Q: What does Frankenstein drive?
A: A monster truck!

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke384

Q: What did the dolphin say to his therapist?
A: I'm looking for my porpoise in life.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke385

Q: Why did the zombie meditate after eating?
A: He was experiencing mindfullness.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke386

Q: Why don't masseuses like to talk about their work?
A: It's a touchy subject.

[MageNathaniel1]

Chauncy tells sean that his wife refused to make him a cup of tea and sandwich. She then told him to make it himself and to stop calling her at work for such things