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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #4125 on: March 29, 2022, 05:48:44 AM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #4126 on: March 29, 2022, 05:49:21 AM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #4127 on: March 29, 2022, 05:49:59 AM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #4128 on: March 29, 2022, 05:50:31 AM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #4129 on: March 29, 2022, 05:15:59 PM »
Chauncy answers the door and sees his mother in law standing there, he says, I knew I felt a cold draft and saw dark clouds approaching but I somehow overlooked you and your broom in the sky.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #4130 on: March 30, 2022, 05:44:03 AM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #4131 on: March 30, 2022, 07:57:16 PM »
As the constable puts chauncy in the cells, he says I am sorry to place you in here with him. Chauncy looks at the homless person in the cell and says no worries mate. The constable says I wasnt talking to you.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #4132 on: March 31, 2022, 06:32:13 PM »
Chauncy's mother in law said she was feeling self concious about her hair so she ordered a high quality wig. Chauncy says so, until it arrives you are wearing that cheap thing I take it?
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #4133 on: April 01, 2022, 03:46:00 AM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #4134 on: April 01, 2022, 03:48:38 AM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #4135 on: April 01, 2022, 03:49:42 AM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #4136 on: April 01, 2022, 03:50:15 AM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #4137 on: April 01, 2022, 03:51:12 AM »
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Q: What is a pirate's favorite song?
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #4138 on: April 01, 2022, 06:32:58 PM »
Chauncy's mother in law is at the door. She asks if her daughter is home, he says she is still at work. She then says mind if I wait for her? Chauncy says not at all and closes the door leaving her outside. She says hey you know it is raining out here dont you? He says fine, here's an umbrella, she should be home in an hour.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #4139 on: April 02, 2022, 05:46:08 PM »
The pastor comes to chauncy's house and says the church is having a charity auction. He then asks Chauncy is there is anything he would like to get rid of. Chauncy says would you be willing to take my mother in law?
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