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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #4140 on: April 03, 2022, 09:12:20 PM »
Sean head headed home in a rush. Chaubcy says whats the hurry. Sean tells him his wife will be furious because he is already late getting home. Chauncy says I know just what will help this situation, come with me to the pub and buy a couple of pints. Sean reluctantly agrees. After the third pint, sean asks chauncy how is this going to help me with my wife? Chauncy says no idea but it helped me get a couple pints.

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #4141 on: April 04, 2022, 06:08:19 AM »
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« Reply #4142 on: April 04, 2022, 06:08:48 AM »
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« Reply #4143 on: April 04, 2022, 06:09:31 AM »
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« Reply #4144 on: April 04, 2022, 06:10:07 AM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #4145 on: April 04, 2022, 06:10:40 AM »
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« Reply #4146 on: April 04, 2022, 06:11:16 AM »
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« Reply #4147 on: April 04, 2022, 06:12:04 AM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #4148 on: April 04, 2022, 06:12:42 AM »
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« Reply #4149 on: April 04, 2022, 06:13:19 AM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #4150 on: April 04, 2022, 06:17:57 AM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #4151 on: April 04, 2022, 06:36:17 PM »
Durong the job interview, the interviewer asked chauncy where he sees himself in five years. Chauncy says I am not sure about five years but in ten minutes, I will be in the pub.

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #4152 on: April 05, 2022, 06:35:17 AM »
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« Reply #4153 on: April 05, 2022, 06:35:46 AM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #4154 on: April 05, 2022, 06:11:08 PM »
Chauncy asks sean to pop into the shop and buy him a case of beer as they will not serve him. Sean says why will they not serve you, you do not appear too drunk to buy. Chauncy says I have no money.