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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #4155 on: April 06, 2022, 04:07:24 AM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #4156 on: April 06, 2022, 04:08:24 AM »
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Q: Why did the deer cross the road?
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #4157 on: April 06, 2022, 05:45:19 PM »
Chauncy tells his wife they should go on a tour of europe as he speaks many of the languages. She says yes you can order a pint in five languages but that does not equate to speaking multiple languages.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #4158 on: April 07, 2022, 04:08:24 AM »
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|QL Why didn't the blueberry participate in the NFL draft?
A: It didn't wanna be picked.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #4159 on: April 07, 2022, 04:08:49 AM »
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Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road?
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #4160 on: April 07, 2022, 05:59:20 PM »
Chauncy tells his wife he feels like he has a connection to the people of their town. She says, of course you do, you owe all of them money.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #4161 on: April 08, 2022, 05:44:36 AM »
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Q: Where do leprechauns live?
A: In leprechaundos!
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #4162 on: April 08, 2022, 05:45:10 AM »
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Q: What did people do before sandpaper was invented?
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #4163 on: April 08, 2022, 06:39:08 PM »
The loan officer asks chauncy of he has any references for his loan. Chauncy says sure the sgt at the police station. The loan officer says he should be an excellent reference then. Chauncy says yes, I just saw him this morning when he let me out of jail.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #4164 on: April 09, 2022, 01:47:09 PM »
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Q: What do you call a spider with mad dance skills?
A: A dabby long legs!
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #4165 on: April 09, 2022, 01:48:35 PM »
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A: He's a sore loser. And he will eat you!
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #4166 on: April 09, 2022, 01:51:03 PM »
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Q: Why was the rabbit so happy?
A: Because some bunny loved him! aw.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #4167 on: April 09, 2022, 01:51:55 PM »
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Q: What do zombies and my jokes have in common?
A: Lots of groaners.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #4168 on: April 09, 2022, 10:04:24 PM »
Chauncy boasts he is good at multitasking. His wife says oh, yes, you can sleep, snore, and drool at the same time.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #4169 on: April 10, 2022, 06:32:41 PM »
Sean hears a noise and goes to sean's house to investigate. Sean's wife says those are his weights, he is working on his muscles. Chauncy says I didn't know he had those. She says what his weights? Chauncy says no, muscles.
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