a little laugh :-)

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Q: Where does a T Rex go to get his groceries?
A: The dino-store!

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Q: What do you call a store that sells only bagels and donuts?
A: Hole Foods.

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Q: Why did the toothbrush cross the road?
A: Just for a change of paste.

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Q: What do you call a dog that's part Collie, Labrador, and Dalmatian?
A: A collaboration.

[MageNathaniel1]

As chauncy walks into the pub, the barkeep says ah good you are here. A revenue agent showed up looking for you. Chauncy says good thing I missed them, an audit could get dicey. The keep says I didnt say they left.

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Q: Why was the math teacher such a good dancer?
A: She had algorithm!

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Q: Why was the coffee pot an Instagram star?
A: Because he was a pro with filters!

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Q: Why did the soccer goalie eat pancakes with his hands?
A: He wanted sticky fingers!

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Q: What makes ghosts grumpy?
A: The rain. It really dampens their spirits.

[MageNathaniel1]

Chauncy's wife comes home after work and sees him looking out of it and asks what is wrong with you. Chauncy says all that digging and gardening, I am not used to it. She says what did the workmen outside keep you awake. He says yes all day.

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Q: What did Lego Man give to his sweetie?
A: A little piece of his heart.

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Q: What did the panther say at the poker party?
A: I'd be lion if I said I was a cheetah!

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Q: How did the zombie get into college?
A: The zombie got all the brains in the family.

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#BadJoke430

Q: What did 2 and 8 say to 5?
A: You're always mean to us!

[MageNathaniel1]

Chauncy is upset his horse lost he says he heard it was a certainty that it could walk the race. His wife says, it did, unfortunately the other horses galloped.