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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #4185 on: April 14, 2022, 06:41:48 PM »
As the constable is hauling chauncy off to the precinct, he says you should know by now I do not take bribes and besides an IOU hardly constitutes a bribe worth anyones interest.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #4186 on: April 15, 2022, 05:37:34 AM »
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Q: How did a dictionary end up starring on Broadway?
A: In a play on words.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #4187 on: April 15, 2022, 05:38:38 AM »
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Q: Why did the bear buy a pair of sneakers?
A: To catch up with the salmon run.

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #4188 on: April 15, 2022, 05:39:15 AM »
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Q: Why did the farmers leave a tomato to their grandchild?
A: It was an heirloom.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #4189 on: April 15, 2022, 05:40:12 AM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #4190 on: April 15, 2022, 06:25:21 PM »
The pastor sees chauncy and says so which are you off to, the pub, the track, or your bookie? Chauncy says, I am off to the library. The pastor apologizes and says I did not know you even knew we had a library in town. Chauncy says oh yes, I am meeting sean there to go with me to the track, then my bookie, then the pub.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #4191 on: April 16, 2022, 05:39:47 AM »
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Q: What did the soap say to the bartender?
A: "Gimme some suds, and put it on my tub."
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #4192 on: April 16, 2022, 05:40:37 AM »
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Q: Why was the DJ so good at bat?
A: He knew how to hit that extra bass.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #4193 on: April 16, 2022, 07:20:29 PM »
The pastor asks chauncy if he has ever considered sobriety. Chauncy says is that one of those foreign drinks?
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #4194 on: April 17, 2022, 07:54:30 PM »
Chauncy's wife said the horse you bet on came in dead last as usual, what was its name again? Chauncy says speed of light which can only mean he had a bad day or the owner has a sick sense of humour.
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« Reply #4195 on: April 18, 2022, 05:41:12 AM »
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Q: What are twins' favorite day of the week?
A: Twos-day.
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« Reply #4196 on: April 18, 2022, 05:41:51 AM »
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Q: What kind of dog is bacteria afraid of?
A: A sani-terrier.
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« Reply #4197 on: April 18, 2022, 05:44:46 AM »
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Q: Why did the turtle break up with the giraffe?
A: They never saw eye to eye.
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« Reply #4198 on: April 18, 2022, 05:45:24 AM »
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Q: What did the tortoise say to his sweetheart?
A: "I turtlely love you."
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #4199 on: April 18, 2022, 06:45:59 PM »
Chauncy asks his wife what she cooked for dinner. She says quiche. He looks at it and says what is that french for inedibly burned?
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