a little laugh :-)

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Q: What day do the cows come home?
A: Moos Day!

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Q: What do you call a muddy chicken that crosses the road twice?
A: A dirty double-crosser!

[MageNathaniel1]

Chauncy's wife comes in and says I think I am finally getting used to jogging. Chauncy says I watched you out the window when an 80 year old using a walker passes you that is not jogging.

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Q: What's the stubbornest vegetable of them all?
A: The peas de resistance.

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Q: What do you hear when a dragon sings?
A: The fire alarm.

[MageNathaniel1]

Chauncy's wife gets home from work. Chauncy tells her that her mum had come round twice. She asks what did she want. He replies from how hard she pounded on the door, I am guessing she wanted me to let her in.

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#BadJoke445

Q: Why did the person cross the road?
A: Because they'd been hypnotized into thinking they were a chicken.

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Q: Why did the plane land on the football field?
A: To score a touchdown!

[MageNathaniel1]

Chauncy tells sean he had just been fired from his job of holding an advert sign on the corner. Sean asks how can you get fired from such a simple job. Chauncy said well the sign had an arrow on it pointing to the shop it was asvertising but I accidentally had it pointed to the wrong shop.

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Q: What's an avocado's favorite arcade game?
A: Whack a moley!

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Q: How does lettuce prepare for a fancy dinner?
A: It gets all dressed up

[MageNathaniel1]

Chauncy asks sean what happened to donovan he was just here walking with us. Sean says I just saw him fall into the pond. Chauncy says I have to go back for him. Sean says sort of like leave no man behind? Chauncy says no, donovan has the money for the next round at the pub.

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Q: Why did the cookie buy a self-help book?
A: He had a chip on his shoulder!

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Q: How many campers does it take to light a lantern?
A: One to pour the fuel, another to pump the tank, a third to light the match, and a fourth to say, "Forget it -- just get a flashlight!"

[MageNathaniel1]

Chauncy's wife says her mum's hairdresser was quite rude as while working on her hair, she took out her phone and made a phone call. Chauncy says that wasn't rude, the hairdresser was calling for back up given it was her mum she was working on.