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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #4215 on: April 24, 2022, 06:42:45 PM »
Chauncy's wife asks what are you afraid of getting a job for, do you think you would burst into flames if you did an honest day's work? He says not likely to happen but why chance it.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #4216 on: April 25, 2022, 06:29:26 AM »
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« Reply #4217 on: April 25, 2022, 06:29:48 AM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #4218 on: April 25, 2022, 06:30:07 AM »
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« Reply #4219 on: April 25, 2022, 06:30:30 AM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #4220 on: April 25, 2022, 06:22:53 PM »
Chauncy's wife says she heard there was a brawl at the pub last night. Chauncy says I would not know much about it as I missed it, given I was in the cellar. She says what were you doing in the cellar. He replies that's where the bloke that started the fight threw me.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #4221 on: April 26, 2022, 05:46:16 AM »
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« Reply #4222 on: April 26, 2022, 05:47:22 AM »
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« Reply #4223 on: April 26, 2022, 06:58:00 AM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #4224 on: April 26, 2022, 06:58:20 AM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #4225 on: April 26, 2022, 06:08:37 PM »
Sean says he saw chauncy's wife and her mum leave a short time ago. Chauncy says yes, they were going to one of those all you can eat buffets. I called the place and warned them to stock up on everything before her mum gets there so others will have something to eat.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #4226 on: April 27, 2022, 05:08:37 AM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #4227 on: April 27, 2022, 05:09:37 AM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #4228 on: April 27, 2022, 05:57:31 PM »
Chauncy goes to sean's house and says his sink is bunged up. Sean says oh, you want to borrow our plunger? Chauncy says no, I want to borrow $10 to go to the pub while my wife works on clearing the sink.
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« Reply #4229 on: April 28, 2022, 06:54:06 AM »
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