a little laugh :-)

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke462

Q: How many groundhogs does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two: one to change the light bulb, and the other to hide from the shadow!

[MageNathaniel1]

Chauncy's wife comes home. He says your mum called today. She says well did she say anything before you hung up on her. He says I only heard the word the.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke463

Q: What do you get when you cross a lumberjack with a pianist?
A: Chopsticks!

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke464

Q: How many wizards does it take to change a light bulb?
A: It depends on what you want to change it into.

[MageNathaniel1]

The worst karaoke singer gets up to the microphone and says I would like to dedicate this song to my fans. Chauncy says while that is nice and all but your parents and girlfriend are not here yet.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke465

Q: What kind of socks does a pirate wear?
A: arr-gyle!

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke466

Q: What happened to the letter that fell off the billboard?
A: Nothing. It's just a little dirt "e."

[MageNathaniel1]

Chauncy's wife says I do not come in 1sy in your life or even 2nd more like 4th, behind beer, darts, and that pub you go to. Chauncy shows up in the pub shortly after with a bandage on his head and says somehow I knew I should not have mentioned don't forget gambling.

[MageNathaniel1]

Chauncy's wife says we habe not had anyone over for dinner in some time and I have a few new recipies I want to try. Who should we invite. Chauncy says who do we know that has not yet tried your cooking and enjoys food poisoning?

[RickBulow74]

#Badjoke467

Q: What do you call a cactus that's really really sharp?
A: Prick-ocious. ow!

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke468

Q: What’s the sweetest day of the week?
A: Ice cream Sunday!

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke469

Q: Why did the dog cross the road?
A: To get to the other rawhide.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke470

Q: What do you call an ostrich in a cornfield?
A: A crop duster!

[MageNathaniel1]

Chauncy is leaving the pub and sees a constable. He asks the constable for the time. The response is, it is midnight or as some call it the witching hour. Chauncy says oh, you must know my mother in law.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke471

Q: Which baseball player has the shortest commute?
A: The catcher. He only works from home.