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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #4245 on: May 03, 2022, 03:52:12 AM »
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Q: Why did the farmers' start up fail?
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #4246 on: May 03, 2022, 03:52:58 AM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #4247 on: May 03, 2022, 03:54:14 AM »
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Q: Why'd the chicken quickly cross the road?
A: To get upwind from the skunk. yuck!
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #4248 on: May 03, 2022, 05:46:52 PM »
Chauncy says his wife got tired of him complaining about her cooking and told him to make dinner. He said he did so but even then she was not happy and complained more. The bar keep says so what did you do. He says what could I do, I poured the corn flakes back in the box and put the milk away.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #4249 on: May 04, 2022, 05:41:40 AM »
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Q: What did Han Solo name his clone?
A:  Han Duo.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #4250 on: May 04, 2022, 05:42:06 AM »
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Q: Where does the rhombus post its selfies?
A: On Parallelogram.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #4251 on: May 04, 2022, 05:42:36 AM »
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Q: How'd the woodworkers hear the latest gossip?A:
A whittled bird told 'em.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #4252 on: May 04, 2022, 05:43:02 AM »
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Q: Why did the Star Wars fan break up with the Star Trek fan?
A: They both needed some space.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #4253 on: May 04, 2022, 06:52:58 PM »
The sgt at the local precinct calls chauncy's wife that he has bad news, chauncy is in jail. She says so whats the bad news, you are about to release him?
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #4254 on: May 05, 2022, 06:19:33 AM »
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Q: Why did the grapefruits go skinny dipping?
A: They found it appealing!
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #4255 on: May 05, 2022, 06:20:40 AM »
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Q: Why did the dust bunny fall in love with a Roomba?
A: It was swept off its feet!
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #4256 on: May 05, 2022, 04:53:06 PM »
Chauncy's wife comes home and says she has been in ebery shop looking for shoes for her mum. Chauncy says did you try a blacksmith shop thats where horse shoes are usually found.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #4257 on: May 06, 2022, 04:29:24 AM »
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Q: What’s a doughnut’s favorite day of the week?
A:  Fry day!
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #4258 on: May 06, 2022, 04:29:53 AM »
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Q: How did the alligator feel after eating the bird?
A: Full of egret!
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #4259 on: May 06, 2022, 06:22:14 PM »
Chauncy sees his friend eric and says I have been looking for you. Sean and I need you for the darts tournament saturday. Eric says have you forgotten I am to be married saturday. Chauncy says of course not, the tourney begins at 1230 your wedding is at noon so plenty of time.
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