a little laugh :-)

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Q: Why was the peach so mean?
A: It had a heart of stone!

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Q: What did the scarecrow zombie say?
A: "If I only had a brain"

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Q: Who's got the best dance moves at Thanksgiving dinner?
A: The twerky!

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Q: What fish tastes the best with peanut butter?
A:  Jellyfish!

[MageNathaniel1]

Chauncy says he just received a text which may be the racing tip he is expecting. He looks at his phone perplexed. The bar keep asks him what does it say, is it your tip? Chauncy says either there is a horse out there named old git or this is from my wife.

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Q: How do pigs keep their feet clean?
A: With ham sanitizer!

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Q: How does James Bond like to sleep?
A: Under covers.

[MageNathaniel1]

Chauncy's wife tells him no, we cannot move to another town just because you owe everyone here money and they know better than to lend you any more just to buy a pint.

[RickBulow74]

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Q: What's the worst day of the week?
A: Moan Day!

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Q: Why did the baseball catcher spend a night at the field?
A: Because he felt right at home.

[MageNathaniel1]

Chauncy tells his wife he has just come from the new jewelry shop in town. She asks did you find anything there for me. He says yes a 4th job for you. They are seeking a part time clerk, I gave them your name.

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Q: Why does fresh produce taste so good?
A: 'Cause farmers always try their harvest!

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Q: What's the lemon's favorite dance?
A: The twist!

[MageNathaniel1]

The town's wort karaoke singer tried to make a cd of their best songs and throw them into the crowd at the pub. Unfortunately for them, chauncy caught the first one and threw it back at the singer knocking them out. At which point the entire pub cheered.

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Q: What are baby pickles made from?
A: Cute cumbers.