a little laugh :-)

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke484

Q: What were the wishbone's last words?
A: oh snap!

[MageNathaniel1]

Chauncy asks his wife what she would think of someone writing a book about his life. She said it would be a very short book. Chapter 1 naps, chapter 2 the pub, chapter 3 jail.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke485

Q: Who's the scariest bodybuilder of all time?
A: Dr. Frankenstein.

[RickBulow74]

#Badjoke486

Q: Why did the candle read Shakespeare?
A: He liked to wax poetic.

[MageNathaniel1]

Sean says look there is a new loan company in town and shows chauncy an advert for it. Chauncy says ah yes, they gave me a loan until next pay day. Sean says but you do not work ans have no pay day. Chauncy says yes but they dont know that.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke487

Q: What did one ham sing to the other in the oven?
A: It's getting hot in here, so take off all your cloves!

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke488

Q: What do time traveler's kids say on long road trips?
A: "Are we THEN yet? Are we THEN yet? Are we THEN yet?"

[MageNathaniel1]

Chauncy sees the menu board in the pub and asks if it is cajun night. The barkeep says why to you ask. Chauncy says these menu items, blackened chicken, blackened fish, and blackened beef. The barkeep says ah that, the chef accidentally set fire to the kitchen.

[RickBulow74]

$BadJoke489

Q: Why can't the butter knife ever get a date?
A: He's a bit dull.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke490

Q: How do anarchists get fit?
A: Resistance training.

[MageNathaniel1]

Chauncy enters the pub and tells the bar keep he won on the horses and will buy everyone a pint. The keep says you are the only one here. Chauncy says perfect timing then.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke491

Q: What happens when two raindrops fall in love?
A: They become rain beaus.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke492

Q: How did the fence get so popular on social media?
A: Lots of posts!

[MageNathaniel1]

Chauncy and his wife are leaving her mothers house. His wife thanks her mum for the meal and asks her to give them the recipie. Chauncy say yes so we can burn it to prevent mass food poisoning.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke493

Q: Where do elephants go to study painting?
A: Tuskany.