a little laugh :-)

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#BadJoke494

Q: Why did the dandelion quit dating?
A: It kept getting blown off.

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Chauncy tells the bar keep that it is dead in the bar, he should try to get more paying customers in there. The keep says how about I first get rid of the moochers and non paying customers.

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Chauncy reports to the jobs centre. The agent said of the last six interviews we sent you on, you did not show up for any of them. How can I be of help to you? Chauncy said stop sending me on interviews.

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Chauncy tells the pastor how much he liked the sermon on the good samaritan and how he helped others. The pastor says and how much are you wanting to borrow? Chauncy says that is rather presumptuous is it not? But if you insist, I will take $10

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Chauncy's wife is painting their living room and yells for him to help her. Chauncy says you want me to help you again? She says what do you mean again, when did you help me with this? He says, I opened the paint can didnt I? He walks into the pub a short time later covered in paint.

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Chauncy gets ready to head out and sees a heavy fog has come in he says I know exactly what to do and where to go in this situation, back inside the pub for another round and turns around to reenter the pub.

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Chauncy is ordered to the jobs centre. The clerk tells him this company is seeking both skilled and unskilled workers for their factory. Chauncy says I do not fit into that classification. The clerk says which one skilled or unskilled. Chauncy says worker.

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Chauncy was given a beathalyzer test for his blood alcohol level by a constable at the station. There was a loud bang. A second constable came in to see what happened. The first constable said the machine blew up as soon as chauncy blew into it.

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Chauncy says his horse was dead even with the winning horse then he lost. Sean asks what happened that yours lost. Chauncy says they opened the gates and started the race.

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Chauncy tells sean he just missed the worst karaoke singer in the pub getting a standing ovation. sean asks how did thst happen. Chauncy says he announed he will not be here for the next month due to having to go out of town.

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Chauncy's wife says the kitchen sink is leaking and needs repair. Chauncy says right then I will head to the pub to get out of the way while you sort it out.

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At the job interview, the manager says to Chauncy, so the jobs centre sent you here but your work history shows you have never worked at any job for more than one day. What do you think that  means I will do? Chauncy says hopefully it means you will not hire me and I can go to the pub.

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Chauncy comes home after the pub closed. His wife yells at him as he enters saying didnt you promise you would be home by 8. Chauncy says I did and I am as I did not say 8 pm or 8 am and it is before 8 am.

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Sean asked chauncy how he did at the track on his sure bet. Chauncy said the picture of the horse on the marquis moved faster than the actual horse.

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The constable stops chauncy and sean and says I heard there was some trouble at the pub earlier. Chauncy says I would not know much about it, I left as soon as it began. Sean says right through the window.