a little laugh :-)

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Chauncy arrives home quite late from the pub. He stands at the door and says now what excuse can I give her that she will believe. I know, I will say I ran into an old friend from school and lost track of time, she will buy that. His wife says I might have had you not said that out loud with me standing in the doorway.

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Chauncy is laying in the middle of the street where he fell while trying to walk home from the pub. The constable says look at you, do you even know where you are. Chauncy says yes, I am on the ground.

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The barkeep tells chauncy he heard chauncy's wife injured her back, what happened? Chauncy said she was trying to move the couch to vaccum under it but strained her back trying to do so. I eventually had to get off of it and help her.

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Chauncy has a lump on his head. Sean asks what happened. Chauncy says I gave my wife an expensive box of chocolates. Sean says how does that result in you having that lump? Chauncy says well she was ironing at the time and when I asked her for the money for the chocolates, she hit me with the iron.

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Chauncy asks his wife if she knows how many witches it takes to equal a coven. She says no, why? He says well I heard your and and sister are going to your mother's tonight and just thought it may be enough.

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After numerous sessions, chauncy and his wife's marriage counselor suggests they take a six month world cruise. Chauncy asks how will that help us? The therapists says I am not sure but it will give me a six month break from both of you.

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Chauncy's wife says they should take a walk through the park to enjoy the flowers, the colours, the animals, and nature. Chauncy says there is a tv channel for that and we can save ourselves all that work walking.

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Chauncy tells his wife there was one good thing about the covid crisis, that her mother had to wear a mask. Unfortunately for him, his wife had a frying pan in her hand at the time. He should recover in a week or so.

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Sean tells the keep that chauncy has sworn to only drink 2 glasses of ale a day. The keep says that would be impressive if chauncy wasn't using a picture as a glass.

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Chauncy asked the bank manager if they offer any perks for loyal customers. The manager says, yes we do however, coming in here every week asking for a loan does not qualify as a loyal customer.

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Chauncy waked up from his usual nap and looks for something to eat. He finds a frozen pizza in the freezer reads the directions and decides too much work so he orders a pizza delivered.

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Chauncy arrives home quite late. His wife is waiting up for him. He sees her and says I know I am late but I did text you about the delay. She says that excuse might have worked except you do not know how to text and you left your cell phone here.

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Chauncy asks his wife what is for dinner. She says steak, mashed potatoes, and beans. When he looks at his plate, he asks her ok, which pile of ashes was the steak?

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Chauncy's wife comes home and says you should have heard how many whistles I got walking home. Chauncy says whistles from tea kettles do not count.

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Chauncy's wife has the flu and tells him she needs to lie down. He says yes, rest is the best thing for a flu bug but before you do so, how are the chances of you making me a sandwich first?