a little laugh :-)

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Chauncy's mother in law got a role in a local play as Lady McBeth. Chauncy's wife is surprised to see Chauncy appear upset when Lady McBeth dies in the play. His wife says don't worry mum is ok it is just a play. Chauncy says it is just the play part that upsets me.

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Chauncy's wife comes in and sees him napping on the couch. She says there is something missing from the lawn mower out there. He says oh, and what might that be? She says you operating it.

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Chauncy loses another bet on the horses and yells how can a horse named sense of direction go the wrong way on a race track?

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Chauncy and his wife are watching a nature program. The topic is sloths. The announcer says adult sloths only move whenever it is required and can sleep 15 to 18 hours a day. Chauncy asks his wife why are you looking at me like that, the sloths are on the telly, not me.

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Chauncy tells the bar keep to stop raising the prices or the average working person will no longer be able to afford to buy a pint. The keep says you do not work and never buy so what are you worried about? Chauncy says true but those who buy me my drinks are regular working people and I need to make sure they can afford to do so.

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The agent at the employment office asks chauncy how could you not get the job I sent you to interview for, it was dead certain you would get it. Chauncy said well it was all your doing. The agent says how was it my doing? Chauncy says I followed your advice to be myself which apparently was not what they were looking for. The agent says no one is looking for that.

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Two constables see chauncy get tossed out of the pub. They debate whether to take him in or not but know they cannot leave him in the street but do not want the paperwork of running him in either. So they come to the only solution, they toss him back into the pub, confusing the keep.

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The constable tells chauncy his wife, her mum, and her sister have come to bail him out. Chauncy says tell them you lost the key to the cells.

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Chauncy suggests they get a computer. His wife says will it will enable us to do things much faster and easier but problem is it also makes it easier for you to order beer deliveries to the house.

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Chauncy enters the pub with his hand bandaged. The keep asks what happened. Chauncy says to blame his wife as she placed a spring trap in her purse so when he was looking for money it snapped on his hand.

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Chauncy's mother in law and sister in law are at the door to take his wife on a girls night out. Chauncy yells to his wife that the creatures from alien and predator are there to pick her up.

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Chauncy arrives home and tells his wife that he saw her mum in town. She says I know. I just got off the phone with her and yelling whale dead ahead when you saw her is not funny.

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Chauncy's wife says the living room needs to be repainted and decorated. Chauncy says well, I am not doing anything this weekend so sean and I can go fishing to get me out of your way while you do the painting and decorating.

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Chauncy reviews the racing program and says his pick for the 1st race is garunteed to win with one exception. His wife says yes, that exception is if you bet on it.

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Chauncy suggests to sean that they go to the new pub in town. Sean says isn't that the one with the young barmaid? Chauncy says that is the one. Sean says no way. The last time we went there you fainted from trying to hold your stomach in all night.