a little laugh :-)

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Chauncy says I do not know what I would do if my wife left me, I mean who would clean the house and take out the trash if not for her?

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The barkeep tosses chauncy out and says do not come back tomorrow night either. Chauncy says ok, how about tomorrow afternoon instead?

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Chauncy says for once my horse is in the lead. His wife replied too bad the jockey is still at the 1st turn.

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Chauncy's wife says she and her mum are going to the public pool to cool off. Chauncy says make your your mother does not try to dive into the pool or there will not be any water left in it.

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The pastor's sermon was on charity and helping those in need. Following the service, Chauncy asks the pastor if he meant what he said about not turning someone in need away. The pastor said absolutely but that does not include money to go to the pub so do not even ask.

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A customer in the pub looks at chauncy and says I can see you are someone who grabs an opportunity when given the chance aren't you? Chauncy says well yes I am but what made it so obvious. The customer says because that is my pint you just grabbed.

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The barkeep answers the phone then tells chauncy his wife had called and said she was not waiting on him to get home to eat dinner and she would not save s plate for him. Chauncy says best news I have heard all day, I was afraid she was going to keep some in the warmer for me.

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Chauncy's wife arrives home and asks what he did all day. He said he took a nap as he was bored. She said well if you were bored you could have done the house work for me. He says I was not that bored.

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Chauncy says to his wife there is a great deal on waxing, chest and back wax for $30, you should tell your mum about it.

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Chauncy tells sean he has found his calling in life. Sean says so what is this new vocation of yours? Chauncy says to find a more innovative and better way to nap.

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Chauncy tells sean he wants to do something that will grab people's attention and make them remember him for a long time. Sean says ok, how about you shocking everyone and actually buying a round at the pub. No one will forget that.

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Chauncy's wife sees him carrying a small dog wrapped in a towel. She says what are you doing with that dog. Chauncy says he accidentally ate some of your mum's cooking, I am taking him to the vet to make sure he was not poisoned so we do not get charged with animal cruelty, it is bad enough he had to suffer eating her cooking.

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Chauncy's wife asks him if he likes her new top. He says yes and woth those stripes, it is quite practical too if anything happens to the referee at our next game, all you need is a whistle and you are set to fill in.

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Chauncy asks his wife if she feels like being fancy and dining al fresco. She says yes, that sounds great. He says good, there's a hot dog stand over there, I will get us to to go for the walk home.

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Chauncy asks his wife how her mum's weigh in at her diet group went. She says the main thing is she went and is trying to lose weight. Chauncy says broke another scale did she?