a little laugh :-)

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Chauncy tells sean he got a loan from the new pay day advance place until pay day. Sean says but you do not work and have no pay day. Chauncy says no but you do so, I used your name.

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As the constable is making his rounds near the pub area, Chauncy tells him don't worry about me for the next two weeks. The constable says why's that? Chauncy says my wife and I are going to London on holiday. The constable says I shall need to ring up the constables in London to warn them you are coming.

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Chauncy's wife hears a knock at the door. She opens it to see Sean helping Chauncy into the house. She says I told you, you are too old to play football. Chauncy says, I am not and I will prove l, tomorrow when I am able to move again.

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The bar keep asks chauncy to answer a survey question on why he frequents the pub, is it the price, the staff, the atmosphere, etc. Chauncy writes because it is the closest pub to my house.

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Chauncy tells the bar keep his wife is not talking to him. The keep asks why not? Chauncy replied she had asked him what he thought they should do for their up coming anniversary. He suggested wearing all black. She has not spoke to him since.

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Chauncy says his mother in lae is mad at him for wanting to buy her a gift. Sean asks why would she be mad at you over that. Chauncy says I do not know all I said was I would be happy to buy her a barrel of antiwrinkle cream.

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Chauncy's wife comes home and says she got a bonus at work. She told him we need to use this money wisely and not just spend it wildly. Chauncy says I agree, we need to be careful with it and make sure we use it to bet on the right horse.

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Chauncy's wife comes home from the movies after a night out with her mum. Chauncy asks how the movie was. She said well initially I was concerned about possible foul language with my mum there. Chauncy says yes, she does have a habit of swearing a lot. His wife said I meant in the movie.

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Sean and chauncy notice a sign in town that said their usual pub was having disco karaoke night. Chauncy says nice of them to post this warning now we know to find another pub for the night.

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The bank manager tells Chauncy, you have no job, no income, and no way to repay a loan what makes you think we would ever loan you money? Chauncy says you have a sign outside that says you loan money to anyone. The manager calls an employee in and says add the words except Chauncy to our loan sign.

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Chauncy's wife says her mum's knuckles are sore. Chauncy says has she been dragging them on the ground while walking like an ape again? His wife says no, she has arthritis.

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Chauncy and sean are at a new pub. The pub is trying to find singers for their karaoke night. The usual bad singer from chauncy's normal pub shows up and is asked if he can sing. He says sure I can, they talk about my singing at the other pub. Chauncy says yes, saying please stop before someone reports an injured animal being in the area.

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Chauncy had a birthday party for his wife. She became upset complaining about how old she is. He says nonsense, now take a breath and wheeze out your candles before someone calls the fire dept.

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Chauncy's wife says her mum just bought a fish tank and fish. She is thinking of buying something to give her mum to help stimulate the fish and excite them. Chauncy says how about a cat?

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Chauncy's wife complains thst it is late afternoon and he is just laying on the couch. She says isn't there something more important you could do at this time of day? He says well is someone would stop complaining, I could be sleeping at this time of day.