a little laugh :-)

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Chauncy and sean are walking along the wharf near the docks. Chauncy says I love this area. Sean says you like the smell of the ocean are do you? Chauncy says no, there is a new pub just ahead I have been wanting to try.

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Chauncy and his wife are watching a nature program. The announcer says some animals swallow small stones to help them digest food. Chauncy says that would never work with your cooking, the animals could not tell the difference between the cooking and the stones.

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The constable sees chauncy and says I have not seen you at the station house in a while. Chauncy says I finally learned my lesson. The constable says you mean you learned to behave? Chauncy says no, I learned how not to get caught.

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Chauncy sees his wife knitting. He asks when she decided to begin knitting again. She says her mum asked her to knit her a sweater. Chauncy turns around toward the computer. His wife asks where are you going. He says I am going online to order you a ton of yarn for the sweater that should be just about enough.

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The bar keep announces their darts league has been accused of cheating. Sean says what proof do they have of our teams cheating. The keep says the league president said chauncy is on the team that is proof enough.

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Chauncy's wife is going over their budget and tells him after dinner tonight, we need to examine our expenses and see where we are wasting money. Chauncy says I can't do it then as I called a taxi to take me to the races at that time.

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Chauncy's wife wakes him up saying she heard something in the kitchen. He tells her maybe you should go down and check. Oh, and since you will be in there how about bringing me a cup of tea and sandwich when you return.

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The clerk at the job center suggests chauncy use their computer to look for a job. He tells him to type in the type of job he seeks. Chauncy types for a moment then says there do not appear to be any openings for a sofa tester and leaves.

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Chauncy's wife says her mum is having a mud pack facial to make her look better. Chauncy says if she wants to look better, tell them to leave the mud mask on.

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Chauncy enters the pub grumbling and his finger bandaged up. The pub keep asks him what happened. He says since when can a wife put a mouse trap in her purse to prevent her husband from borrowing money from it.

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Chauncy's wife says what use are you around the house, you do not know how to use a single appliance do you? Chauncy says that's not true, I know how to use the refridgerator.

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Chauncy comes home and tells his wife he won the egg in a spoon race at the pub. She said well that took a bit of coordination on your part. Chauncy said that and a drop of super glue on the spoon to keep the egg in place.

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Chauncy's lawyer asks the judge to grant bail for Chauncy. The judge asks if he is a flight risk. The lawyer says given his current state, he is not even a walk risk.

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Chauncy complains to his wife that there are many fast food places, why are there no fast ale and beer places.

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The worst karaoke singer finishes singing days gone by. Chauncy says that is a great song, except when you sing it.