a little laugh :-)

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Chauncy sees sean digging a large hole and asks what he is up to. Sean says I have always wanted a place for fish. Chauncy says I thing the refridgerator would work better.

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Chauncy's wife is in the kitchen. He yells to her, whatever we are having for dinner could you please ruin or burn it quickly as I have a darts tourney to get to in 30 minutes.

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A new comer to the pub says to chauncy, I hear you have never worked or earned a single dollar, yet you are in the pub every night and always have a pint in front of you. How do you manage that? Chauncy says buy me a pint and I will tell you my secret.

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A financial planner tells chauncy that he can help him set up a plan that makes paying his bills easier. Chauncy says do you have a plan that makes not paying my bills easier?

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Chauncy and his wife come out of the movie. She says that movie was horrible. I thought you said it was a love story. Chauncy says it was a love story, about the love a psychotic killer has for his chainsaw.

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Sean asks chauncy is he is sure he is ok to play darts as he had drank a lot before the game is to start. Chauncy says of course I am ok to play, why do you ask. Sean says well for one thing, the dart board is behind you not in front of you.

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Sean asks chauncy what he would do if he ever won the lottery. Chauncy said I would make a list of everyone I owe money to. Sean says oh, so you could pay them all back? Chauncy says no, so I could figure out how to avoid them.

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The desk sergeant hears a commotion coming from the jail cells he goes to check on it. Then calls the constable in and says when I told you to lock up chauncy and the bloke he was fighting with in the pub, I did not mean put then both in the same cell.

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Chauncy comrs in and says I got the flower you wanted for the cake you are making, holding up a daisy. His wife said I said flour, f l o u r not f l o w e r.

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Chauncy's wife asks him to drop off some bags of her old clothing at the church for the needy. Chauncy says it would be easier to simply throw them out. She says true but some poor starving person may need them. Chauncy replies if the person can fit into your clothes, they are definitely not starving.

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Chauncy walks into the pub with a bandage on his head. The keep asks him what happened. Chauncy said it all started when went shopping with my wife, the problem arose when she tried on a new pair of trousers and asked if they made her look fat. The keep says you didn't? Chauncy says I tried not to but it slipped out before I could think. The real problem was she had just purchased a new iron which was in her shopping bag.

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Chauncy looks outside and sees it is pouring rain. He says no one would go out in this. His wife says her sister and mum are on their way for dinner. Chauncy says you know it is not raining that hard and ducks off to the pub.

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Chauncy comes in carrying a trumpet. His wife says where did you get that. Chauncy says I borrowed it from the guy next door who tries to play it every morning. She says but you can't play the trumpet. He responds true but as long as I have it neither can he.

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The bloke at the job centre asked chauncy why he jumped up and ran out of the last interview they sent him on. Chauncy said well, the manager there said he wanted someone with get up and go so what else was I to do. I got up and went to the pub.

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Chauncy's wife says I have bad news, my mum cannot make it for dinner, her heater broke and she has to wait for the repairman. Chauncy yells yippee then turns to her and says, oh, err I mean that is too bad.