a little laugh :-)

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A nee bloke shows up in the pub. As he is talking to chauncy, he says he is a professor in ancient languages and literature. He says tell you what, I will buy you a pint and tell you about it. Chauncy says can I just get the pint and forget the lecture?

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Chauncy's wife is cooking dinner. Chauncy says I have the fire extinguisher ready, just let me know when you need me to come help you put out the fire.

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Chauncy actually turned down a pint that had been purchased for him. Seems his mother in law purchased it and he feared she poisoned it.

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The pastor sees chauncy on the street and says off to gamble then drink I presume. Have you ever considered changing your life? Chauncy says I tried that once, I drank then gambled, it turned out worse, which is why I always gamble first.

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Chauncy is at the bank asking about a loan. The manager says we have a website you can apply for a loan onlinr now. Chauncy says how is a machine going to tell me if I get a loan or not. The manager says easy, presses a button and the computer keeps displaying NO! repeatedly.

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A constable comes to chauncy's house and says, I am here to inquire about a dust up at the pub last night that you were allegedly involved in, what have you to say about it? Chauncy says, that depends, who won?

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Sean says look at the time, it is almost dinner time. Chauncy replies so it is, I wonder if my wife has put mine out yet. Sean says I think she would wait for you to be home wouldn't she? Chauncy says, I mean put out the flames.

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The karaoke singer tells Chauncy that the place he sang at last night let him body surf on the crowd. Chauncy says, I heard about that didn't they surf you right out of the building?

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Chauncy's wife asks him why he invited sean to go with them to her mum's for dinner. Chauncy says I needed a taste tester to make sure the food is not poisoned.

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Chauncy and his wife are watching the telly. A programme comes on that says it explores the most baffling unexplained mysteries known to man. Chauncy says to his wife, you did not tell me they were doing an expose on your mum and what species she is.

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The bloke at the employment office says according to our records, you have never been employed. Chauncy says well you could look at it that I have never been fired from a job.

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Chauncy's wife reminds him that they are due at her mum's for dinner in 30 minutes. Chauncy says well that gives her 30 minutes to open the cans and put the food in the microwave.

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The karaoke singer told chauncy that people find his singing moving. Chauncy said well, it is certainly making me move to another pub.

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The bar keep tells chauncy his wife just called and if he does not head straight home, she is going to throw his dinner out. Chauncy says to her that is a threat, to me it is cause to celebrate, how about another pint?

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Chauncy's friend tells him he is opening a new pet shop and needs someone to help with the animals. He then asks chauncy if he can help. Chauncy says sure then makes an announcement in the pub asking if anyone is interested in caring for animals.