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« Reply #4410 on: September 12, 2022, 06:56:57 PM »
Chauncy sees his mother in law in a tiger stripe dress and says no wonder tigers are an endangered species if that is what they look like in the wild.

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« Reply #4411 on: September 13, 2022, 07:33:11 PM »
Chauncy's wife was donating their old couch to charity. When the movers showed up to collect it, chauncy was still napping on it. They asked her what to do. She said take him too but I doubt you will get much for him.

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« Reply #4412 on: September 14, 2022, 07:41:32 PM »
Sean tells chauncy he cannot make it to the pub tonight because it is his mother in law's birthday and she is coming over for dinner. Chauncy says what has that to do with the pub, I do not see the relationship there.

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« Reply #4413 on: September 15, 2022, 06:41:34 PM »
Chauncy looks outside and says it is raining too hard to go out tonight. His wife says by the way we ran out of beer. Chauncy says, you know a little rain never hurt anyone, let's go to the pub.

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« Reply #4414 on: September 16, 2022, 06:46:49 PM »
Chauncy is on trial again for drunk and disorderly conduct. The judge says lock him up and I never want to see him in this courtroom again. The public defender says objection your honour, shouldn't we at least have the trial first.

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« Reply #4415 on: September 17, 2022, 06:44:25 PM »
Chauncy's wife says you got a letter from a tv station. Chauncy says great, I wrote to them about an idea for a new show, what does it say? She opens it and says they said your idea for a telebision show about catapulting mothers in law accross the English Channel does not suit the interests of our viewers, even if you are offering for us to begin with your mother in law.

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« Reply #4416 on: September 18, 2022, 07:11:34 PM »
Chauncy gets thrown out of the corporate party held by his wife's company. Sean watches as chauncy is thrown out and asks who threw you out, chauncy says my wife.

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« Reply #4417 on: September 19, 2022, 06:46:39 PM »
The karaoke singer tells Chauncy I can just imagine singing at a camp out around the fire. Chauncy says well, with the way you sing, at least you would keep the wild animals away.

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« Reply #4418 on: September 20, 2022, 06:23:31 PM »
Chauncy wakes up and is holding his head while groaning saying he should know better by now. His wife says yes, you should know not to drink so much. He says not that, I am talking about I should know better than to get up this early.

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« Reply #4419 on: September 21, 2022, 07:12:34 PM »
Chauncy goes to Sean's house. His wife answers the door. Chauncy says I am here to help Sean. She says help him with what? He says to spend his paycheck.

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« Reply #4420 on: September 22, 2022, 06:33:29 PM »
At the start of his song, the karaoke singer says, I am ready to get this show on the road. Chauncy says that is a good idea, the road to the next town is just outside please take it.

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« Reply #4421 on: September 23, 2022, 06:51:47 PM »
The karaoke singer approaches the stage, the looks around and says who took the microphone and guitar. Chauncy said probably someone who likes music and values their ears.

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« Reply #4422 on: September 24, 2022, 06:43:48 PM »
Chauncy tells his wife he is going to work as he leaves the house. She yells out the door what do you mean work, you do not have a job? He turns around and yells back that work is the name of a new pub in town.

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« Reply #4423 on: September 25, 2022, 07:46:10 PM »
Chauncy actually goes to a job interview when he finds out it is for a beer taster. The interviewer explaims the process he is to follow, take a drink of the beer, swish it in his mouth, then spit it out into a bucket and fill out the form rating the beer. Chauncy says wait, you want me to spit it out? No thank you, and leaves.

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« Reply #4424 on: September 26, 2022, 06:54:16 PM »
Someone says Chauncy, with your fear of gettong a job, have you ever thought about a psychologist? Chauncy says I could not handle that too much time spent listening to other people's problems.